Guy I hired last week is already calling in. BECAUSE OF ME!

[aRTie02150]

$20 an hour for this entry level position. Guy is in his early 20s and was a complete lump on a log during the interview but I hired him because we need the bodies.

Today is his 2nd shift and he called out. Reason being? His ANXIETY is overwhelming him because I corrected him several times during his first shift.

When he comes back I'll make sure to criticize him for EVERYTHING until he cries and quits.

Hope you're all having a great weekend!

 

[Cuphead]

Reminds me of a time in High School I got my friend a job at the restaurant I worked at and he quit after the first day because they made him take out trash

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Hard to get good burger flippers these days.

 

[aRTie02150]

Hard to get good burger flippers these days.

Show me a place where burger flipping starts at $20 an hour and I'll quit my job and work there.

No joke.

 

[PickleRickle]

$20 an hour for this entry level position. Guy is in his early 20s and was a complete lump on a log during the interview but I hired him because we need the bodies.

Today is his 2nd shift and he called out. Reason being? His ANXIETY is overwhelming him because I corrected him several times during his first shift.

When he comes back I'll make sure to criticize him for EVERYTHING until he cries and quits.

Hope you're all having a great weekend!

Write his name everywhere. Bathroom stalls, on forklifts, structural support beams, office rooms, peoples cubicles, staff room, cafeteria, on his chair, etc.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I had a kitchen porter tell me he was 90 minutes late because it was raining outside.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Why not hire illegal workers who are grateful for the work and don't complain for fear of deportation?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Sounds like this faggot I used to work with. He was a pathological, liar, and said that he was part of some Ecuadorian gang, yet cried in public a few times, messed with his hair in a way women do, and couldn’t do anything right. He ended up quitting, and a few months later came back as a temp, claiming that he worked at the airport making 20 and hour.

 

[aRTie02150]

Why not hire illegal workers who are grateful for the work and don't complain for fear of deportation?

If I still lived in Massachusetts we would have.

 

[aRTie02150]

Sounds like this faggot I used to work with. He was a pathological, liar, and said that he was part of some Ecuadorian gang, yet cried in public a few times, messed with his hair in a way women do, and couldn’t do anything right. He ended up quitting, and a few months later came back as a temp, claiming that he worked at the airport making 20 and hour.

I made sure to let everyone on shift know that he called out. I didn't say why, but if someone asks I'll tell them. One dude already asked, I told him why, he said "damn man. Don't people come in when they're sick all time time?" so I know he's annoyed with him. Hopefully he'll go and spread the word that way everyone dislikes the guy and he just gets overwhelmed and quits.

Top it all off, he's fat. Had to get him a 3XL shirt.

That's American XL too.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Why does everyone 25 and under, guys included, have 'anxiety'?

 

[aRTie02150]

Why does everyone 25 and under, guys included, have 'anxiety'?

Because they were raised BY the Internet instead of being raised WITH it.

A whole generation of niggas who never go outside.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So he can't do his job because you did yours?

Seriously, how do these faggots' minds work? Should you have just let the kid keep fucking up and doing shit wrong? Fuck that.

 

[PickleRickle]

Why does everyone 25 and under, guys included, have 'anxiety'?

I used to call it my quarter life crisis when I was in my early 20s and an axietyfag. I just didnt know what I was doing so I was nervous all the time. Directionless, didnt have purpose or know what purpose even looked like. I sure as fuck wasnt going to tell my boss that im a retard with arrested development and feel anxious around grown ass men though. What a fuckin loser. Thats basically what this kid at Arties work did.

Beat him up.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I used to call it my quarter life crisis when I was in my early 20s and an axietyfag. I just didnt know what I was doing so I was nervous all the time. Directionless, didnt have purpose or know what purpose even looked like. I sure as fuck wasnt going to tell my boss that im a retard with arrested development and feel anxious around grown ass men though. What a fuckin loser. Thats basically what this kid at Arties work did.

Beat him up.

Well yeah, everyone has anxiety but these fags claim they can't operate at all because of it.

 

[bantadant]

Why does everyone 25 and under, guys included, have 'anxiety'?

Probably because of the Jews when it really comes down to it

 

[aRTie02150]

So he can't do his job because you did yours?

Pretty much. Now I know I've been told by my employees that I can be a little rough around the edges, but it's appreciated because I'm not treating people like children. I treat them like adults working in a place that has machines and other equipment that can fall and crush your body and immediately kill you.

So yes, I can be a little tough to deal with, but it's because I don't feel like calling someone's mom and saying their son got run over by a 9,000 lb forklift

 

[PickleRickle]

Well yeah, everyone has anxiety but these fags claim they can't operate at all because of it.

I got the answer. They just need to hear a couple of Nigger Jims sermons about semen retention and they will have the answers they need. These little niggers are bustin nuts all day and night and have no fuckin energy for work.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Because they were raised BY the Internet instead of being raised WITH it.

A whole generation of niggas who never go outside.

Or they were raised by women.
Or women and the internet.
(Don't ask why I know this.)

 

[BUBBLER]

$20 an hour for this entry level position. Guy is in his early 20s and was a complete lump on a log during the interview but I hired him because we need the bodies.

Today is his 2nd shift and he called out. Reason being? His ANXIETY is overwhelming him because I corrected him several times during his first shift.

When he comes back I'll make sure to criticize him for EVERYTHING until he cries and quits.

Hope you're all having a great weekend!

Big BOSS Artie hiring niggas!