GTFIH @Dutch Massacre

[Milk74]

I'll delete it if you admit I get laid.

And that Norm Macdonald is funny.

Delete that shit, bud!

 

[Duxbury Dave]

I'll delete it if you admit I get laid.

And that Norm Macdonald is funny.

Nah, I don't think its possible your ugly ass has ever gotten laid. Norm is funny though.

 

[Jenna]

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Kristie, I'm sorry to bring this to your attention but you are being targeted by a known felonious cyberstalker named "Agent" Dougie.

This man has developed a hateful vendetta against your co-worker Dan, and is using photoshopped images to paint him in an unfavorable light. This stems from the cyberstalker's attraction to Dan's wife Flavia. Anyone reasonable and level-headed can see past his lies.

 

[guest]

Nah, I don't think its possible your ugly ass has ever gotten laid. Norm is funny though.

lol dude ugly people get laid all the time. You're seriously not going to say I fuck before kirstie sees that?

you're just like pat. save her the embarrassment.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

lol dude ugly people get laid all the time. You're seriously not going to say I fuck before kirstie sees that?

No, I think you are an unfuckable, gay loser.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Congrats, bro. You're a faggot. Consider killing yourself.

Oh no, DANIEL!!

I'm so sorry, Dan. (No I'm not, your wife looks like Paul Stanley rofl)

 

[Milk74]

I desperately just want to go to bed, but the twist, turns, and unexpected hostage situations won't allow it!

 

[Jenna]

lol dude ugly people get laid all the time. You're seriously not going to say I fuck before kirstie sees that?

you're just like pat. save her the embarrassment.

Yeah ugly people get laid, and all of your sexual encounters have been with them.

Has a single girl you've fucked been hotter than Niki? I guarantee you none of them have been hotter than Flav.

 

[Harry Powell]

I desperately just want to go to bed, but twist, turns, and unexpected hostage situations won't allow it!

Yeah this just ratcheted up several notches. Can’t miss TV

 

[Milk74]

No, I think you are an unfuckable, gay loser.

Good ole take no prisoners "Double Down Dan"!

 

[gassers]

I desperately just want to go to bed, but the twist, turns, and unexpected hostage situations won't allow it!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I desperately just want to go to bed, but the twist, turns, and unexpected hostage situations won't allow it!

Yeah this just ratcheted up several notches. Can’t miss TV

There’s no time to rest, when there’s money to be made, funster.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Yeah ugly people get laid, and all of your sexual encounters have been with them.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAJEWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Harry Powell]

im surprised Torquie even though that would work.

There are no more apologies to give, child

 

[guest]

dan knew I'd send that to her lol. He gets off on it. Now he can say that sick shit to her and pretend like he's the victim.

 

[Jenna]

Can I just say, google image search really makes it hard to find pictures of ugly girls on bumble.

And look who I found instead

 

[Gay Faggot.]

im surprised Torquie even though that would work.

There are no more apologies to give, child

The way I see it, Diamondback Dan is the one deserving of apologies. Which he has asked for nada, nonester.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

FUCK EM UP, DOUGIE!!

 

[Duxbury Dave]

dan knew I'd send that to her lol. He gets off on it. Now he can say that sick shit to her and pretend like he's the victim.

PLEASE DOUGIE, DONT SEND IT TO HER. IM BEGGING YOU. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT HIT SEND!! (PM ME PLEASE, THX)

 

[guest]

PLEASE DOUGIE, DONT SEND IT TO HER. IM BEGGING YOU. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT HIT SEND!! (PM ME PLEASE, THX)

lol I gotta respect that tbhwy