"Go, go sports ball team! Win the event!"

[CarolMaxheinie]

After I broke up with my ex, I decided I wanted to be a sex haver and get on Tinder. I needed a recent pic of myself though, so I took some selfies.

It took me twenty minutes to take the perfect selfie that didn't make me look like either a massive faggot, or a psychopath. But even after I settled with a pic, I felt I lost my dignity.

Unlike Pat, I didn't just upload the first pic I took of myself. I know I look like shit, so I took the time to find an image that would actually make me look decent.

It probably helps that I don't resemble a big fat angry retarded toddler as well.

Is there anyone home in Pat's head?

Don’t leave us hanging, how was the fucking?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Did it work? Were you buried in strange?

Yes, it did. I get sent nudes all the time from the ladies, telling me how they drool over the D.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Don’t leave us hanging, how was the fucking?

Same as before I met my ex - some good some bad. Last woman I met on Tinder was hot to flirt with. Nice face and body. I meet her in person for the first time and she's a little... haggard to say the least. Gained a little weight, and seemed a bit dykish. Bit of a bush too. Marginally hotter than Niki.

I didn't want to bail, so I went back to hers, did the deed, and haven't spoke to her since. Might go back, although I'm adament she won't become my second, better missus.

 

[guest]

The creepy ventriloquist dummy in Toy Story 4 has less lifeless eyes than Fat

 

[EraGodless]

That was literally about 60 to 80 pounds ago. He still wears it but he can’t button it at all.

 

[Harry Powell]

This pic reveals what a pod he is. 'This is how I've seen the humans behave at the sports ball stadiums so I shall mimic them to blend in'. It's like that video of him in the bar celebrating a win with other patrons but he looks like an alien trying, and failing, to fit in.

hes so clearly performative in that video. There’s never a moment of genuine behavior with this freak. It must be hell to be him.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

'This is how I've seen the humans behave at the sports ball stadiums so I shall mimic them to blend in'.

He's like Zuckerberg, without the success or charisma.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Nice Plato book with the uncracked spine on your bookshelf, stupid.

Do you think Pat is aware of Plato’s thoughts on democracy & multiculturalism?

 

[AntSucks]

Do you think Pat is aware of Plato’s thoughts on democracy & multiculturalism?

Think he only has it because it's required reading at Nambla.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This pic reveals what a pod he is. 'This is how I've seen the humans behave at the sports ball stadiums so I shall mimic them to blend in'. It's like that video of him in the bar celebrating a win with other patrons but he looks like an alien trying, and failing, to fit in.

That video is absolutely infuriating. The way he looks around as he celebrates to make sure everybody is noticing just how much of a huge sports fan Mama Raven's special boy is, is stroke-inducingly cringey. I just hate everything about this fat cocksucker.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

His lips look like an asshole

So does his face.

 

[BudDickman]

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

hes so clearly performative in that video. There’s never a moment of genuine behavior with this freak. It must be hell to be him.

I'm not sure - I really think he has a wall of retardation that blocks those reflective emotions. I think if he had a shred of self-awareness or capability of feeling shame, he would have necked himself the second he could find a rope strong enough for sea mammals.

There is a small bit of evidence to the contrary imho and that's his prescription for blood pressure medication at the tender age of 30, which implies that he's at least somewhat capable of recognizing his embarrassment and failure on a daily basis.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Yes, it did. I get sent nudes all the time from the ladies, telling me how they drool over the D.

 

[RobertMewler]

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[SmellenShoehorn]

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[CarolMaxheinie]

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[N64 Cube]

I’m going with the classic argument with Pat : Can you name at least 5 players on the team?

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Those are the most soullness disgusting eyes ever. He’s truly a doped up empty retard. The eyes always tell the story.

Ugly Niki settled for him despite the primal warning given off by those reptilian features. She’s just a homely, dull zilch who didn’t care enough to have standards and at least she gets a monthly “caretaker” check for pretending to be this dud’s wife. They’re losers.

Pat's eyes are what George RR Martin had in mind when he wrote Roose Bolton. He writes something like "He had pale eyes, devoid of all humanity. Like another creature had assumed the skin of a human."

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

There's no way he can button that jersey up today.

Wrong child i leave it unbuttoned because its too hot