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Get your nasty hat off the table you pig
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disgusting.
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What in God’s name is that third dish? Also, nice fat woman knee, stupid
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People who put sunglasses on their hat just like he does are assholes
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Baseball hat with sunglasses on it on top of the table. Fucking trashy rube. Then again, it's not like he's eating at a Michelin star restaurant; bar swill is all he knows or cares to eat. Incredible that this this human pig thinks of himself as an intellectual.
Fuck do I hate him.
Fuck do I hate him.
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He's a TITANIC PIECE OF SHIT.
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I'm not even trying to be a prick here. What the fuck am I looking at?
Enchiladas in a sea of canned enchilada sauce? Some sort of pulled pork noodles and tapeworms dish? And the last I'm stumped. Meatloaf with almonds and a side of watery potatoes and overcooked red cabbage with a clearly reheated in the microwave slice of prebought apple pie?
Wait, is the last dish a pork chop so overcooked that it's splitting on the end, and some sort of canned apple slop? If so, why also serve apple pie?
Enchiladas in a sea of canned enchilada sauce? Some sort of pulled pork noodles and tapeworms dish? And the last I'm stumped. Meatloaf with almonds and a side of watery potatoes and overcooked red cabbage with a clearly reheated in the microwave slice of prebought apple pie?
Wait, is the last dish a pork chop so overcooked that it's splitting on the end, and some sort of canned apple slop? If so, why also serve apple pie?
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They don't serve hot dogs here--
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Enchilada soup?
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Does all food in Wisconsin look so bad or everywhere he goes in do the wait staff go in the kitchen and yell to the line cook "we've got some kind of human/pig hybrid on table 8. Just throw together whatever you want to get rid of, he'll eat it for sure."
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"There's this beautiful girl just fucked me 40 ways from Sunday. We're done, she's walking to the bathroom...she's trying to walk...she turns, she looks...it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little old me. And she's got this look on her face like "how the hell did that just happen?" I'm a surprise, Pat. They don't see me coming. That's what you're missing." - Jon Snyder to Patrick S Tomlinson 3 hours after the Lappening.
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Swine Dining
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Sauerbraten and apple strudel
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Baseball hats are supposed to be comfortable, Pat. Like every other article of clothing, they are designed to be forgotten about until you return home and take them off. If you can't wait to sit down and take your dumb hat off, it's either (A) too small or tight (B) too dirty or (C) you're just one of those guys who doesn't like how hats feel. Or just don't wear a hat you accessorizing wannabe frat boy.
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He’s ordering what he thinks is “ethnic” food. Wisconsin is known for brats and cheese. That’s what they’re good at. A lot of pollacks moved there. He’s trying to act like he’s trying all these different foods when really, it’s made by a stoned 18 year old white kid who doesn’t know anything about the shit he orders. He desperately wants to be cultured, yet doesn’t even know his own. He’s a fat faggot, in case anyone wasn’t aware.