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[fricklefrackle]

Popular Opinion: I fucking hate him.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Unpopular “Author”: Patrick S Tomlinson

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Bland, vanilla, mainstream tastes Pat strikes again. Never listened to an indie band, never watched an indie movie ... only the most commercial, mass manufactured things for Pat, please.

"Hot take - Garfield really slaps, and y'all have been sleeping on Jim Davis".

 

[Cuphead]

Rockstar is one of the worst songs I've ever heard

 

[42069]

Consumer Pat infuriates me to no end

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Is this guy for real?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Get trolled. Stay trolled.

 

[peckafacce]

Pats rules for debate "You're a Nazi", :blocked:


There's nothing wrong with Nickleback, but theres also nothing right with them either. They are boring, bland and mediocre.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

His favorite band is the Foo Fighters. His opinion on music is irrelevant.

 

[guest]

Rockstar is one of the worst songs I've ever heard

Rockstar just hits different. It still slaps, child.

 

[EraGodless]

Rockstar is one of the worst songs I've ever heard

No, child. You don’t understand the genius of Chad Kroeger , little one. Hush now.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Am I wrong, or did he tweet something completely shitting on Nickleback? They also are fucking gay, like foo fighters.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I'll admit to liking their first album when I was around 17 but I've had zero desire to listen to them since.

He has the worst fucking taste in everything. How the fuck of all the great bands out there, do you choose Foo Fighters as your favorite? They're not even the best band Dave Grohl was in, nevermind "the best band of their generation". Fucking fat idiot.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Nickleback has a couple catchy ditties. That doesent make them good. They’re bland vanilla middle of the road hard rock for people who don’t like hard rock.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Is this real? Is Pat seriously making the case for Nickelback? This is new levels of retardation. Hipsters didn’t decide Nickelback sucked, Pat. The fact they fucking sucked decided that. Music for the criminally uncultured. They made Limp Bizkit look like Radiohead. You can’t be a real human being.. nobody can unintentionally have opinions this fucking worthless...

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I'll admit to liking their first album when I was around 17 but I've had zero desire to listen to them since.

He has the worst fucking taste in everything. How the fuck of all the great bands out there, do you choose Foo Fighters as your favorite? They're not even the best band Dave Grohl was in, nevermind "the best band of their generation". Fucking fat idiot.

They’re not even the third best band Grohl was in.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This is too dank for everyone's favourite Rickstar

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I'm through with hacking websites when I'm desperate to get in
It's like I'm filing stupid lolsuits I'm never gonna win
This case hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be
(So tell me what you want)

I want an old half house on an episode of cribs
A basement I can make pepperoni in
A tiny little bathtub that's far too small for me
(So tell me what you need)

I need Niki's mom's credit card that's got no limit
A big black buck in Niki's bedroom to hit it
I wanna join the mile wide club, I've even got big fat feet
(Been there, done that)

I sit alone at pedo cons like a fat retard
I want my own star on Hollywood boulevard
Somewhere between Cat Rambo and Sam Delaney is fine with me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I spend all day chasing fortune and fame
My hairline hasn't moved in 20 years and Rick is still not my name

Cause we all just wanna be big authors
Live in half houses, driving V6 cars
Second better wives come easy and her drinks come cheap
I'm actually very skinny despite all I eat

Spend all family holidays alone in bars
Fantasize about casting famous movie stars
Every single day you can find me there
Niki's a drunk lesbian with sunglasses in her hair, and well...

Hey, hey, I wanna be an author

 

[guest]

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[Patrick O'Neal]

Imagine being Patrick.

Every. Single. Opinion you have has to be filtered through what woke society deems appropriate.

If one member of Nickleback said he was going to vote Republican, Pat would Tweet that he always hated their music.

So of course, he assumes everyone else is the same as him. They have their musical tastes handed to them. Their personalities come from 90s movies etc.

It's self hatred but through the Tomlinson lens of complete and total delusion.