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jokes on you, I can probably get government funding for the accusation.I’m not gay, you’re gay!
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jokes on you, I can probably get government funding for the accusation.I’m not gay, you’re gay!
This is a common misunderstanding I see with zoomers that I forgot to mention.Does anyone live alone when they first graduate college and/or leave home? I had three roommates in an apartment and drove Ubers to supplement my shitty internship wage. I thought there was just an understanding that you start off dirt poor after college and it slowly gets better
Dont forget your old pal baldopieSend them to me as well. With God's permission, I will make an honest woman out of that retard the likes of which you wouldn't believe
Jokes aside the boomers never left a thing behind for you guys. It's actually sad. We had to suffer in a different way, but you guys really have it hard.This is a common misunderstanding I see with zoomers that I forgot to mention.
I have been around so much of them. They all - ALL OF THEM. Think everything is guaranteed after college. They’ll get a job, they’ll live on their own and their life will just immediately start. I didn’t go to college and I know this is bullshit. Most jobs these people want require previous experience and no ones gonna rent to them when they’re doing entry level / intern positions working up to their career.
But I don’t blame them. Their entire life by their parents, the news, the government, and schools they’re told they won’t be shit without college. They get forced into the pipeline without even an idea of what they want to do or how college would help them do that. The authority figures just tell them “Trust the process” and they go along with it without any critical thinking.
So thats why you have Gen Z crying and complaining about student loans so much. It’s not about useless degrees but a lack of reality with expectations. No one told them they’d be moving back in with their parents, 6 figures in debt, and 0 job opportunities after 4 years of schooling.
He makes multiple references to World Peace in some show he did a few years back, that part isn’t a theory or rumor on my part.I honestly wouldn’t doubt it. That’s also a UGK lyric.
I think he’s in the Peanut sketch.He makes multiple references to World Peace in some show he did a few years back, that part isn’t a theory or rumor on my part.
Carter motherfucked us on China along with Nixon kind of working as a liaison between US and China after he resigned in disgrace. Bush then Clinton didn't help matters with NAFTA but a lot of idiot Americans bought in to NAFTA.Again it all goes back to zoomers aren’t afraid to be faggots. But if you think the downfall of Western society is purely cultural / social you’re dull. Boomers shipped all of our manufacturing jobs to chinks and made us dependent on enemy countries. All so they could buy cheap chinese knick knacks.
“LOOK HONEY! I’M GETTING SUCH A GOOD DEAL! Wait, it’s broken? I WANT A REFUND!!! GODDAMN JOE BIDEN!!!!”
This has arguably destroyed our country worse than faggots.
Lets say we get into a hypothetical world war. Everyone will be drafted including Gen Z furries. What we don’t have is independent industry. And for that we can blame boomers.
Again, I try not to have a defeatist attitude like my generation is fucked. Theres just a shit ton of problems, some talked about some not. The issue as I said is both a lack of action and uneven focusing on issues.Jokes aside the boomers never left a thing behind for you guys. It's actually sad. We had to suffer in a different way, but you guys really have it hard.
I’m considered a millennial and as a kid my mom told me to plan on social security not being around. The boomer age people in my family are getting close to retirement age and I’m shocked how many have ZERO for retirement - they just all assumed social security will take care of everything. I’m late 30s but I at least have a healthy 401k as well as a good amount of money in stocks / bonds for monthly dividend income. Really pisses me off they don’t require teaching personal finance in school. They’re so worried about making black history a requirement instead of how to manage your money, investing, understanding loans, and what to expect when you get out in the world.Again, I try not to have a defeatist attitude like my generation is fucked. Theres just a shit ton of problems, some talked about some not. The issue as I said is both a lack of action and uneven focusing on issues.
For example, everyday I have to hear about global warming. Regardless of your views on the subject, all these people do is fear monger over it rather than think of solutions. However, despite all this talk about global warming, no one even thinks about social security and how none of my generation will get access to it. They blindly trust in it because every older generation told them it’ll keep working, just like college.
But yeah we got fucked over. Everything costs 10x as much with a clear decrease in quality and little to no payoff for actually attaining it.
Sort of unrelated but I was relistening to the Bennington vs Flaherty fight the other day. Cumia brings up transgender children, what they teach in schools, and how that influences kids. Bennington makes a great point:Really pisses me off they don’t require teaching personal finance in school. They’re so worried about making black history a requirement instead of how to manage your money, investing, understanding loans, and what to expect when you get out in the world.
I agree with that, I took a personal finance class as well as one on investing in high school and those are probably the only two things I remember from high school and I cared to learn them since I figured it would be important. Now I work in investment banking so it paid off but so many of my friends in my age group have no idea about investing / the stock market / etc.Sort of unrelated but I was relistening to the Bennington vs Flaherty fight the other day. Cumia brings up transgender children, what they teach in schools, and how that influences kids. Bennington makes a great point:
“Did they teach you Algebra in school? Do you remember any of it? No. You can’t teach kids shit.”
I took an optional finance class in high school and I can guarantee no one in my class learned anything from it. I actually gave a shit about the class and even I can’t remember what I learned.
I honestly think the problem isn’t schools but again the lack of knowledge, awareness, or responsibility on the part of the parents for not teaching their kids this shit. They either assume the kids will learn on their own or that school will teach them because when these old people went to school 60 years ago they did have classes like that, as well as good parents who decided to pass on that info to them.
They're generally cringe and rage inducing as they act like they have had to deal with the worst and most difficult times in all of history-- They're surprised that they don't own a home by mid-to-early 20's-- they've generally made politics a key component of their identity, yet couldn't have a debate to defend their ideas without having a panic attack or mental breakdown if the other debater provides and decent counter arguments to their specious positions.
They have pretty much zero culture of their own- and the culture they do have, is shallow and will have zero staying power.
Going back to watch 70's, 80's, and 90's movies and TV to look for something to be offended about or point out how problematic it is-
They legitimately think they look like the pics in their stupid fucking selfies-- I don't understand the point of them that are just random. Seems extremely narcissistic.
Speaking of pics- seeing their stupid motherfucking faces and hearing their stupid voices on their dumb pointless fucking videos (reason for post and Reddit link). I don't care if she's considered attractive- upclose, her face looks stupid and her voice is suicide inducing.
Negro and LGBT worship--
Positive quality-- circling over the J-Question and being really close to some true enlightenment/revelations.
They're generally cringe and rage inducing as they act like they have had to deal with the worst and most difficult times in all of history-- They're surprised that they don't own a home by mid-to-early 20's-- they've generally made politics a key component of their identity, yet couldn't have a debate to defend their ideas without having a panic attack or mental breakdown if the other debater provides and decent counter arguments to their specious positions.
They have pretty much zero culture of their own- and the culture they do have, is shallow and will have zero staying power.
Going back to watch 70's, 80's, and 90's movies and TV to look for something to be offended about or point out how problematic it is-
They legitimately think they look like the pics in their stupid fucking selfies-- I don't understand the point of them that are just random. Seems extremely narcissistic.
Speaking of pics- seeing their stupid motherfucking faces and hearing their stupid voices on their dumb pointless fucking videos (reason for post and Reddit link). I don't care if she's considered attractive- upclose, her face looks stupid and her voice is suicide inducing.
Negro and LGBT worship--
Positive quality-- circling over the J-Question and being really close to some true enlightenment/revelations.
They're generally cringe and rage inducing as they act like they have had to deal with the worst and most difficult times in all of history-- They're surprised that they don't own a home by mid-to-early 20's-- they've generally made politics a key component of their identity, yet couldn't have a debate to defend their ideas without having a panic attack or mental breakdown if the other debater provides and decent counter arguments to their specious positions.
They have pretty much zero culture of their own- and the culture they do have, is shallow and will have zero staying power.
Going back to watch 70's, 80's, and 90's movies and TV to look for something to be offended about or point out how problematic it is-
They legitimately think they look like the pics in their stupid fucking selfies-- I don't understand the point of them that are just random. Seems extremely narcissistic.
Speaking of pics- seeing their stupid motherfucking faces and hearing their stupid voices on their dumb pointless fucking videos (reason for post and Reddit link). I don't care if she's considered attractive- upclose, her face looks stupid and her voice is suicide inducing.
Negro and LGBT worship--
Positive quality-- circling over the J-Question and being really close to some true enlightenment/revelations.
Most the time their issues are just budgeting. Even in her stupid video you can see her dumb purple car seats which I’m sure weren’t an original fixture of the carI love how "boomers" are the all purpose bogeyman they blame for all of their hardships. Well, boomers and capitalism.
And they create arguments that nobody is saying. NOBODY ever said that you should be able to make a living based on minimum wage... that's why it's called "minimum". It doesn't help that they consider things like weed, shitty tats, games and gadgets as necessities that they believe should be covered. They can't distinguish between a necessity and a luxury.
Probably the best summary of a Zoomer I've read. Have an updoot.Zoomers are cunts, I work with them frequently through local volunteer work and they treat everything and everyone as an expendable commodity that can be disregarded if it doesn’t provide immediate gratification to them or benefit them in some way. They have been coddled by our gay schools to the point where many of them have never had to face an obstacle in their entire lives as those obstacles and barriers to achievement are systematically removed by misguided parents and educators..
and as a result they are simply unable to understand the concepts of not only responsibility but also altruism. Zoomers are a generation of narcissists in the clinical sense that are hooked on dopamine responses which are the only motivators that can compel them to do anything beyond endlessly scrolling through a yawning chasm of social media perdition … punishments do not work as you are completely hamstrung by a Talmudic system of reversed hierarchy that strictly forbids the greatest motivator of all—the threat of physical violence by an adult.
A Zoomer is ultimately just a millennial that has been stripped of any semblance of humanity, empathy, work ethic and stoicism. They are the first generation to have been fully and completely Judeaized. It’s not their fault of course as they are a product of that culture of rot and narcissism.. but on a personal level they are unlikeable and irredeemable monsters and having to interact with them for any length of time is painful.
Right, I remember LimeWire and Halo 3. Had dial up internet until I was in HS. STOP CALLING ME IM ON AIM!Probably the best summary of a Zoomer I've read. Have an updoot.
A lotta talk in the thread about millennials starting this shit. Look, I think that can be said about late millennials, but the earlier ones such as myself aren't addicted to technology and social media to the point of having learned-autism.
I think the divide started in 2007 when the first iPhone was released. You had people like me that know how to use a Smartphone like a normal person, then you have the rest of these retards that get addicted to a little device in their hands. The same cretins that later go on Youtube and search "dopamine detox", or "looksmaxing" (or any variation of that). Hopeless cunts.
One thing I hate about Zoomers and younger millennials is their contrived personalities. It's not just politics they use as a trait; it could be dietary requirements, or being an introvert/extrovert (which is meaningless), etc. It's like talking to a faggot who knows nothing about thenselves or the world and treats life like an RPG where they're constantly "levelling up".
And before I hang up, what's with the addictions to everything? Video games, porn, social media, food - WTF? And why are these things that are so "addicting" evil? I remember reading a Reddit thread by some faggot who quit coffee. He couldn't just say "yeah I was drinking too much so I cut back and realised I don't need it at all". There has to be some fake faggot struggle involved in putting this addiction behind him. It's so retarded that you see these NoFap pussies getting addicted to their nofap counters - imagine being addicted to not being allegedly addicted to porn? It's completely gay.
I think I used KazzaLite (?). I remember typing "WWF divas naked", saw a title of a Trish Stratus video, and was sorely disappointed it wasn't her. Took 30 minutes to get that on my Vista.Right, I remember LimeWire and Halo 3. Had dial up internet until I was in HS. STOP CALLING ME IM ON AIM!
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