For anyone who has a real job, are you afraid to talk at work?

[guest]

I rarely speak because if I say something it'll be reported to HR or some shit.

A while ago, a bunch of people were talking about PC culture, and how Ricky Gervais is right, you should be allowed to joke about anything.

I took that as a sign that I could finally say some zingers. There was a British guy in our team and the queen had just died, and I made a joke about how she's burning in hell. Nobody laughed and he in particular seemed really offended.

So yeah I don't talk at work. Everyone thinks I'm shy and introverted.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

A while ago, a bunch of people were talking about PC culture, and how Ricky Gervais is right, you should be allowed to joke about anything.

This should have been your clue.

 

[aRTie02150]

I work. I don't like work friendships or relationships. I don't adapt to workplace culture at all and avoid unnecessary conversation.

I want my coworkers to know that I'm not someone to get chummy with UNLESS you respect my boundaries and don't talk to me unless it's the most minimal small talk.

I made it very clear with some young faggot who started recently and now he avoids even looking in mt direction.

Naturally I get along with the blacks at work because they're usually the same way, if they're the working type. They just show up to get their hours in and get paid. Simple. Same with the other spics.

But fat goofy white kids wants to make Cartman voices around me? Fuck off before I accidentally run your foot over with a forklift.

 

[guest]

I work in kitchens, so we generally say whatever we want, but, if a dyke or fag shows up, we all clam up until they leave or get fired. They are just that aggressive.

 

[Milk74]

Yes.

 

[PickleRickle]

Certain people, yeah. Others, no. Blue collar setting. Still retards in the mix, even in a factory.

 

[PickleRickle]

I work. I don't like work friendships or relationships. I don't adapt to workplace culture at all and avoid unnecessary conversation.

I want my coworkers to know that I'm not someone to get chummy with UNLESS you respect my boundaries and don't talk to me unless it's the most minimal small talk.

I made it very clear with some young faggot who started recently and now he avoids even looking in mt direction.

Naturally I get along with the blacks at work because they're usually the same way, if they're the working type. They just show up to get their hours in and get paid. Simple. Same with the other spics.

But fat goofy white kids wants to make Cartman voices around me? Fuck off before I accidentally run your foot over with a forklift.

Nothing makes me want to end lives more than young 20 somethings at work getting chummy with me or talking about their sex lives. Why do young people try to get so personal? Makes me think they're an actual homosexual.

 

[guest]

I work. I don't like work friendships or relationships. I don't adapt to workplace culture at all and avoid unnecessary conversation.

I want my coworkers to know that I'm not someone to get chummy with UNLESS you respect my boundaries and don't talk to me unless it's the most minimal small talk.

I made it very clear with some young faggot who started recently and now he avoids even looking in mt direction.

Naturally I get along with the blacks at work because they're usually the same way, if they're the working type. They just show up to get their hours in and get paid. Simple. Same with the other spics.

But fat goofy white kids wants to make Cartman voices around me? Fuck off before I accidentally run your foot over with a forklift.

You're inspiring. Recently I've stopped talking to retail staff. When I bought tears of the kingdom, I didn't say a word to the annoying looking zoomer gamer girl working there. And it was so liberating. No shitty small talk, no having to pretend to care enough about a stranger to say "hi".

"Do you have a members card?" Just shook my head no.

And retail staff can't get mad at you for not speaking. No repercussions.

 

[Jenna]

There was a British guy in our team and the queen had just died, and I made a joke about how she's burning in hell. Nobody laughed and he in particular seemed really offended.

 

[EraGodless]

My friend got fired from a decent job because he said a joke in the breakroom that some faggot overheard. Nice knowing your audience, stupid.

I let people say offensive shit to me first- just to feel them out. Once they do so, I may unleash some of my comedy stylings.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I let people say offensive shit to me first- just to feel them out.

This is the way. I don't say things that I find really funny until the other person has at least gotten close to my level(faggot). If you make a dead baby joke or say something amusingly racist, I'll make a slightly worse one and see where that goes. If you make a "that's what she said" joke, then I know I can't be funny around you. If you try to tell me about something hilarious you saw on a late-night show, we just won't speak unless my job is on the line if we don't.

 

[guest]

You're inspiring. Recently I've stopped talking to retail staff. When I bought tears of the kingdom, I didn't say a word to the annoying looking zoomer gamer girl working there. And it was so liberating. No shitty small talk, no having to pretend to care enough about a stranger to say "hi".

"Do you have a members card?" Just shook my head no.

And retail staff can't get mad at you for not speaking. No repercussions.

Retail workers are trained to be obnoxious. She probably felt embarrassed just opening her mouth.

 

[guest]

I work. I don't like work friendships or relationships. I don't adapt to workplace culture at all and avoid unnecessary conversation.

I want my coworkers to know that I'm not someone to get chummy with UNLESS you respect my boundaries and don't talk to me unless it's the most minimal small talk.

I made it very clear with some young faggot who started recently and now he avoids even looking in mt direction.

Naturally I get along with the blacks at work because they're usually the same way, if they're the working type. They just show up to get their hours in and get paid. Simple. Same with the other spics.

But fat goofy white kids wants to make Cartman voices around me? Fuck off before I accidentally run your foot over with a forklift.

I remember working as a forklift operator in this huge industrial-type company that an old Jamaican foreman. Exactly like you described. Very quiet, kept to himself. It took me 3 years working with him to find out he was an ordained minister and held sermons at a hole in the wall church every Sunday. He had regular attendees who waited on his every word.

He used to hate streetshitters because they tended to chit-chat on the jobsite (in their language) and backbite everyone. He told me (same convo where I found out about his ministerial life) that he thought I was the most professional Indian fella he ever saw. Mainly because: "I never spoke Poonjab with the man dem". So when I told him what I actually it was mind blowing, only 3 years later he realized I wasnt a streetshitter, and I realized he was a legit Priest on the side.

 

[guest]

Not afraid so much as I don't see the point. I probably should do it more just to keep my conversation skills from getting rusty, but generally not in the mood. Most of them are nice enough, but the conversations I overhear are so milquetoast and uninteresting why even bother? The ones that talk the most will be babbling about faggoty Marvel movies, predictable cornball reddit opinions on current events or 5th grade potty humor (I don't mind lowbrow but at least make it funny). One time I heard two dorks talking and it went something like this:

Dork 1: blah blah blah Ellen Page
Dork 2: [interrupting] Dude, it's Elliot Page
Dork 1: Oh my bad. Elliot Page

The younger ones all talk like wiggers too. It used to be something you'd get made fun of for doing. Now it's the norm. It stinks and I don't like it.

 

[Turk February]

Last two times I've had to talk often at work due to the size of the office, I have been randomly blessed by being sat next to someone significantly more awkward and offensive than me. One time for a year I was assigned a seat next to a guy who ate raw ground beef he'd order on the internet and shout about how actually it's men who are oppressed in the work place while painting Warhammer figures, and it took like 9 months for people to even notice I was fucked up.

 

[SensibleKeks]

My company is big into all that diversity shit. Apparently, this is Asian Pacific and Jewish heritage month. Got a company wide letter from the CEO saying that racism is still active today and we all need to do our part to eliminate hate blah blah blah...

I just try to keep my head down and hope no one notices me.

 

[Brooke Shields]

But fat goofy white kids wants to make Cartman voices around me? Fuck off before I accidentally run your foot over with a forklift.

this is like the 4th time you've brought up me doing this, I HAVEN'T DONE IT SINCE IM SORRY

 

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

I remember working as a forklift operator in this huge industrial-type company that an old Jamaican foreman.

So when I told him what I actually it was mind blowing,

hope you didn't tell him you were a native english typer

 

[guest]

I remember working as a forklift operator in this huge industrial-type company that an old Jamaican foreman. Exactly like you described. Very quiet, kept to himself. It took me 3 years working with him to find out he was an ordained minister and held sermons at a hole in the wall church every Sunday. He had regular attendees who waited on his every word.

He used to hate streetshitters because they tended to chit-chat on the jobsite (in their language) and backbite everyone. He told me (same convo where I found out about his ministerial life) that he thought I was the most professional Indian fella he ever saw. Mainly because: "I never spoke Poonjab with the man dem". So when I told him what I actually it was mind blowing, only 3 years later he realized I wasnt a streetshitter, and I realized he was a legit Priest on the side.

My best job was forklifting. No HR shit to worry about, could say nigger and faggot all day. We actively bullied people who were different until they quit. I got called into the boss's office only once for bullying and I said I'd apologize to the guy but I didn't, and then that was it. He quit later. Scrawny faggot.

I remember my first couple of weeks at that job. I was nervous and not fitting in myself, so I sold drugs to one of them to get on their good side and then I was in. Stayed there for years just fucking around and having a good time.

 

[EraGodless]

Last two times I've had to talk often at work due to the size of the office, I have been randomly blessed by being sat next to someone significantly more awkward and offensive than me. One time for a year I was assigned a seat next to a guy who ate raw ground beef he'd order on the internet and shout about how actually it's men who are oppressed in the work place while painting Warhammer figures, and it took like 9 months for people to even notice I was fucked up.

We're you guys in charge of watching the bees?