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Fix that fukkin' fence

Slackjawed Cow

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If we get security footage of Harry Kilmer snooping around in the back alley, that would be hilarious
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Were your hands trembling when you took this picture? Aww, baby boy! Just kidding. I imagine you'd nearly faint from being star struck if you saw the blue ribbon pigger out there.
It would be extremely disturbing and surreal, when taking the photo, to just hear "hello there child!" And you turn to see Patrick standing on the porch in his bathrobe, holding a nerf gun.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Imagine the inspector’s thought process and reaction when he shows up to Pat’s house and is inundated with a bizarre rant about trolls, conspiracies and Norm Macdonald.
He was probably deflated when he saw that pat didnt fix the fence. Knowing that he is going to have to butt heads with pat at least once a month over this for the foreseeable future. Im sure he is already tired of dealing with him.
 

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@Harry Kilmer you've been captured in the grainy $15 ADT security camera, the FBI will soon forensically enhance the data and run your likeness against their biometric database to arrest you for felony fatphobia. Time runs short.

he might've gotten an extension/waiver/appeal, so gay that that stupid city won't update the status

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Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

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He was probably deflated when he saw that pat didnt fix the fence. Knowing that he is going to have to butt heads with pat at least once a month over this for the foreseeable future. Im sure he is already tired of dealing with him.
Nah, this inspector is used to dealing with derelict, drunken, bottom feeders just like Pat, he is a inspector in Milwaukee its full of Pat's, he knows how to fix his wagon when dealing with the non complying
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

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It was deemed to be a violation. Don't know how Milwaukee does it but most city councils are extremely anal about stuff like this, he may have gotten an extension, doubt he got a waiver or appeal.
The violation was for a illegal fence, he can't have a solid fence over four foot high, anything higher needs to be see through like a chain link fence ontop of according to Milwaukee code, didn't help he never got permit for pre build, after build, he might have needed demolition permit to take old fence apart
 

More Worser

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The violation was for a illegal fence, he can't have a solid fence over four foot high, anything higher needs to be see through like a chain link fence ontop of according to Milwaukee code, didn't help he never got permit for pre build, after build, he might have needed demolition permit to take old fence apart
You sure know a lot about Milwaukee code and what “this inspector” deals with every day.

I’m not implying anything, but… you have my full support, Mr. Code Enfor- I mean, Mr. Wrinkle Paws.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Nah, this inspector is used to dealing with derelict, drunken, bottom feeders just like Pat, he is a inspector in Milwaukee its full of Pat's, he knows how to fix his wagon when dealing with the non complying
Especially since Pat lives in the “bad part” of town. I’m sure they’ve had to deal with tons of delinquents in his area.
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

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You sure know a lot about Milwaukee code and what “this inspector” deals with every day.

I’m not implying anything, but… you have my full support, Mr. Code Enfor- I mean, Mr. Wrinkle Paws.
Pat couldn't be bothered to do research https://city.milwaukee.gov/DNS/planning/fencereq.pdf or fill out permit https://city.milwaukee.gov/DNS/planning/ResFencePermit Pat probably doesn't have the skill set to draw the fence on permit needed with that D in art he earned
 
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