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Fix that fukkin' fence

cliveowen

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I remember at the time him claiming that got an insanely high amount for his trade ins. Is it possible he was lying?

So he had to pay full retail price, probably around $1200 for a new phone because a pack of niggers jacked his trade in. And his new one had to be a flip phone so he could chirp about it on twitter. He's such a hateable moron.
 
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Prime example is Logan Lynn
Scalzi, the guy with the rock chewing wife, the guy with the wife who takes big dumps, Rakdaddy, was there a guy who's wife looked like she had Downs?

All those people, and more, just ignored everything, changed their number, locked their Twitter, whatever. And were ignored before too long because what was the point? Rick is the only one stubbornly banging heads with the rascals for this long with absolutely nothing positive to show from it.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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This is the other half of the hovel. According to the website it's unavailable. They need tenants to pay their mortgage.

- 1 Parking Stall Included in Driveway

That explains the extra bike next to Pat's Thai Harley knockoff.
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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I just got a chuckle out of the thought of a couple of inner city youths seeing the texts that Pat receives.They

I just got a chuckle out of the thought of a couple of inner city youths seeing the texts that Pat receives.
They probably thought Pat was a brotha with all the mention of Nigger in the texts to him
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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@IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 political prisoner Pat could very well become my new favorite alter ego. As long as they let him have his phone in the asylum.
They say you can’t fight city hall but Pat tried to sue the internet for calling him fat so anything is possible. He’s a very stupid man with nothing but free time on his hands.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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He gets fined and charged an inspection fee every couple of weeks, until he unfucks himself.

No execution, but I could see maybe jail if he ignores it long enough.
You need to be specific - he gets fined $150 (at minimum) every single day until the issue is fixed. There is also an inspection fee that increases every single time someone from the city has to make a trip out to Pig’s pen.

The fact that his local government told him he had a month to get his shit right before they commence the daily butt fucking has 100% restored my faith in the country.
 

RobertMewler

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You need to be specific - he gets fined $150 (at minimum) every single day until the issue is fixed. There is also an inspection fee that increases every single time someone from the city has to make a trip out to Pig’s pen.

The fact that his local government told him he had a month to get his shit right before they commence the daily butt fucking has 100% restored my faith in the country.
And an eventual lien against his house if he still fails to rectify it. Get it line, Milwaukee. Quasi's got first dibs.
 

HalfHouseFatty

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I hope this leads to him having to sell his car and or bike and they become a one car family. He’ll spin selling his mustang as him doing his part to “go green” for twitter likes yet in reality it’s because he’s poor and unemployable.
I always thought Susan was their only car. Do they have something else too besides the bikes?
 
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