Fix that fukkin' fence

[SFWA liaison]

oh but you see, the fence itself is perfectly fine, child, it is it's placemenT that I fucked up like a big fat useless retard, haha! I did not fuck up the fence, technicality pat takes another W, how will the cyberterrorist ever recover from such humiliating defeat?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[BUBBLER]

I think he'll fix it, but I doubt he'll document it on Twitter for attention like a lady this time around which is lowkey double-humiliation: the defeat of having to do it again and also a tacit admission that it was silly of him to overshare his household chores for dopamine

CuntFucker is gonna have to go take a picture for us

 

[guest]

Does anyone remember who is the brotherman that does the song parodies? I have a good idea for a song about Patrick's fence.

It would be a parody of "Don't Bring Me Down" by Electric Light Orchestra. Again, it's only an idea. I'm thinking something like
Now bring me doOoOooOwwwwnnnn and FIX! your shitty ffffeeeeeeEEEeeeenccccce

Never actually listened to elo before this but im posting just cuz buzzoven fawkin rules
[MEDIA=youtube]PKcqXnACLU0[/MEDIA]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I hope he’s cunty to the inspectors, there’s probably an endless amount of violations in that shitty civil war era house. Those lazy PPP fraud slobs don’t even clean their hob, they definitely don’t engage in proper house maintenance.

Belasco child? Tomlinson here, I have been the target of a four year atalking campaign, the fence was insTalled correcTly but aTalkers came at night while me and the wife were in bed sleeping and put fence on the wrong side to ruin my repuTaTion, my career and my marriage. have all not only failed, but backfired spectacularly. I am more well-know, more respected, and more influential

 

[FurBurger]

I hope Pat bullies the inspector into buying one or more of his shitty books.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

CuntFucker is gonna have to go take a picture for us

"As you can see, inspector, the value of the fence was recently greatly reduced when a criminal threw cold cuts over it while my wife and I were sleeping a mere 15 feet away."

 

[UnPRePared]

Does anyone remember who is the brotherman that does the song parodies? I have a good idea for a song about Patrick's fence.

It would be a parody of "Don't Bring Me Down" by Electric Light Orchestra. Again, it's only an idea. I'm thinking something like
Now bring me doOoOooOwwwwnnnn and FIX! your shitty ffffeeeeeeEEEeeeenccccce

I really wish I could get away with recording this for you guys.

 

[guest]

Is it attempted Swatting, or Swatting? He’s said many time he’s been Swatted, but we’re guilty of attempted Swatting? I didn’t graduate with a 1.7 gpa so maybe I’m stupid and Pat can’t help me but he seems to change his story a lot.

Also what the fuck is conspiracy? I’m honestly shocked he didn’t list treason. He’s fat is where I’m heading with this.

You know, I had a thought. At some point a long time ago he was talking about him not being able to be SWATTed because he informed the police department about his cyberstlakers and they were to call him personally before responding to anything at his residence. I'm going to see if I can find it but I wonder if @archive_bot has it saved somewhere already. I can't remember if it was TwiTTer or ReddiT though. Does anyone else remember that?

Oh yeah, and for the record, he's very fat.

Found it, i think, in this thread

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1161752212026134529[/URL]

 

[guest]

Wow now he's telling some guy on Reddit Dan was behind this?
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LOL. Looks like Pat might have actually done this one himself to one-up us. Jesus what an embarrassing fat pig

 

[guest]

He has a little over 4 weeks to fix this. I wonder if he knocks it out this weekend or will he drag his ass and take the entire time to slowly fix it until the last couple days.

My guess is he's just going to remove the fence and say "fuck it, we don't have a fence now"

 

[DiarrheaDick]

My guess is he's just going to remove the fence and say "fuck it, we don't have a fence now"

The way things have been going he's just going to make an ass of himself by arguing with the inspector and then take it all the way to city hall. #DLTIW

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I can't express how much I appreciate the fact that this smug cunt can't do anything right.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

That’s what I think, some freelance person cheap on the weekend (explains why it was a “weekend” project yet Pat is home unemployed 7 days a week)

You know 1.7 90/110 S Tomlinson was such an annoying prick taking selfies, refreshing up on his FAILED spanish, asking stupid questions so he can lie on twitter like he knows what he is oinking about, all while the worker was probably trying to focus or carrying something heavy and pigchild just standing there oinking. [1/4]

1.7 was most certainly eating and drinking a cold beer out there pestering the worker and didn't even offer the worker help or a water. Good thing Nicole Robinson gave him a lazy blowjob and dirty asshole when Rick was sent to go get more beer. [2/4]

100% sure this is why the guy fucked it up, set it in backwards, than called the city and filed a complaint. [3/4]

Everyone hates you Pattyboy. Do the right thing, fat infant child. [4/4]

 

[BUBBLER]

You know 1.7 90/110 S Tomlinson was such an annoying prick taking selfies, refreshing up on his FAILED spanish, asking stupid questions so he can lie on twitter like he knows what he is oinking about, all while the worker was probably trying to focus or carrying something heavy and pigchild just standing there oinking. [1/4]

1.7 was most certainly eating and drinking a cold beer out there pestering the worker and didn't even offer the worker help or a water. Good thing Nicole Robinson gave him a lazy blowjob and dirty asshole when Rick was sent to go get more beer. [2/4]

100% sure this is why the guy fucked it up, set it in backwards, than called the city and filed a complaint. [3/4]

Everyone hates you Pattyboy. Do the right thing, fat infant child. [4/4]

The details matter, it's 87/113

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Or he got Mexicans to do it.

No Mexicans would’ve done it correctly. They’re not Gringo Gordo Puto’s with feminine tits and zero knowledge of masculine tasks

 

[Sputnik]

FAWK i just got moved in here in Nevada and I missed this. No way Pat did that, because its actual work, even if its wrong its well beyond his capabilities (1.7 folksh). However as we see here even someone who does know how to build a fence was child'd into doing it backwards because tubs wanted the spooks to see the shitty side of the fence. So he's a retard and a racist.

 

[BUBBLER]

In before code violation for using the wrong salt or some dumb shit like that

 

[FurBurger]

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In before code violation for using the wrong salt or some dumb shit like that

"....but not contaminate the rest of your garden."

It's a water-soluble herbicide, Pat. Unlike herbicides that mostly target unwanted species, salt will fuck up any plant that isn't adapted to coastal life.

Fuck, he's a dunce.

 

[Guest]

I HOPE PATRICK DIES