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Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Holy shit! Where'd you get that thing!" to which the parrot replies "In Africa!"
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That works better in an area with a lot of blacks.
Black guy walks into a pub in London with a bright-red, two-foot tall parrot on his shoulder. "Fuck me!" Says the guvner. "Where the fuck did you get that thing?" "Outside," says the parrot. "There are hundreds of 'em."
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Blonde walks into a bar, orders a pitcher and starts saying "Six weeks! Six weeks!" Kills the pitcher and orders another. This goes on until it's almost closing time. The bartender finally asks her "What's with this six weeks? You going on a trip? Getting married?" and she says "No! I just finished a puzzle in six weeks and it said two to three years on the box!"
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We have a camp on the lake nearby.
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Because Fred cut up that cat food commercial "meow, meow, meow, meow" and added lines like "Jackie killed me!"
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whats the difference between a woman and a toilet
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. . . .because he was so sorry about what he did to their hair
. . . . a ty-coon
. . . . a good start
. . . . 2 in the front, 3 in the back and Richard Pryor in the ashtray
. . . . so blind people can hate them too
. . . . so they don't bite their finger off when eating tootsie rolls
. . . . he said if I'm gonna be impotent I wanna look impotent
. . . . hello, ladies
. . . . a ty-coon
. . . . a good start
. . . . 2 in the front, 3 in the back and Richard Pryor in the ashtray
. . . . so blind people can hate them too
. . . . so they don't bite their finger off when eating tootsie rolls
. . . . he said if I'm gonna be impotent I wanna look impotent
. . . . hello, ladies
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great formatting
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A bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods next to each other. Bear asks the rabbit, “Hey if you dont mind me asking, have you ever had a problem with poop getting stuck to your fur?”
The rabbit says no. The bear immediately picks up the rabbit and uses him to wipe his ass.
The rabbit says no. The bear immediately picks up the rabbit and uses him to wipe his ass.
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I was thinking of the one Ant did as Mohamed Ali doing a roast.
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I had the greatest play ever, it was some 2 card play with "an AR-15" and "the Virginia tech massacre" it should have been game over but the fucking faggots I played with didnt have the balls
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Eddie Murphy did that joke in "Raw" and he actually got it from Jackie Martling. They were friends before Eddie took off.
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Jackie said that a young Murphy approached him at a club and said, “you have a cd and I’d like to make a cd. Will you help me make one?” “I said, no. Add that to the list of mistakes in my life.”
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@OldGravyEgg you made an enemy today