Favorite street jokes

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Good joke, but Jackie Martling told it better.

He originally wrote it for Howard.

 

[Turk February]

He originally wrote it for Howard.

And they laughed and laughed and laughed.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

And they laughed and laughed and laughed.

One of Dipaolo’s finest roast moments was yelling at her, “shut up, you cackling whore.” After the she bought a boat because it has a stern that she doesn’t have to pretend is funny joke.

 

[Turk February]

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One of Dipaolo’s finest roast moments was yelling at her, “shut up, you cackling whore.” After the she bought a boat because it has a stern that she doesn’t have to pretend is funny joke.

In like 1992 Jackie's cat Timmy was run over and killed. The jokeman was very sad. I forget why it was funny but I'm pretty sure it was.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Why are jew’s noses so big?

Because air is free

 

[Turk February]

How do you count the Jews in Romania? Roll a quarter down the street. How do you know the richest Jew in Romania? He's the one that got the quarter.

Now, just between us, I don't think that joke is factual.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

How do you count the Jews in Romania? Roll a quarter down the street. How do you know the richest Jew in Romania? He's the one that got the quarter.

Now, just between us, I don't think that joke is factual.

thats so funny, the first street joke my dad taught me was that one but about mexicans

how do you start a riot in mexico, drop a quarter

how do you find the richest man in mexico, find the guy who got the quarter

then he would go “see we can joke about this because we are mexicans”

 

[Turk February]

Have you heard the one about the gorilla who escaped the zoo?

No, I have not.

That's because I am a quiet gorilla.

 

[Zombie247]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?... Nothing.

You've already told her twice.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Why does it take women so long to reach orgasm? Who cares?

 

[Turk February]

Johnny walks in on his mom taking a bath. "what is that between your legs" mom goes "well.. you see, your father hit me with an axe..." Johnny goes "my god, he but you right I'm the cunt "

 

[guest]

“Two Jews walk into that bar and they yell, ‘leave fat boy! You’re not welcome in our bar.’”

Both of those jews were named Daniel Mullen

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Johnny goes "my god, he but you right I'm the cunt "

your phone cut out

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

The title reminded me of Gallagher’s outbursts when Maron questioned him about his homophobic material.

THEY’RE NOT MY JOKES! I GOT THEM FROM THE STREEEET!

But you’re the one telling them.

I’M A COMEEEDIAAN!!!

 

[DanFielding]

Why did the Italians lose the war?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

 

[aRTie02150]

What did the Samurai say to the Pirate?

No clue, he didn't understand Japanese.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

 

[Turk February]

your phone cut out

God DAMNIT

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Why does @chocolatehellhole post thousands of nigger cock pics here?
Because he's using his mother's PC and that's 90% of her HD space. He also weeps while sniffing her farty sheets after she leaves for work.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Why does @chocolatehellhole post thousands of nigger cock pics here?
Because he's using his mother's PC and that's 90% of her HD space. He's also weeps while sniffing her farty sheets after she leaves for work.