Fatso just came in his pants over an Xbox game

[EllenTorquehorn]

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"Xbox Fitness"

RIBS

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The first one came out in like 2007….

Like I said, I'm out of touch and still play Final Fantasy 8. Zell's such a chicken-wuss nigger imo.

 

[guest]

I hate gamer Pat. The last time he posted anything remotely about playing a video game was what, a Rogue Squadron remake or some shit on Xbox, and he played it for maybe one evening, just long enough to take a pic for Twitter? This remake will be shit, but Pat won't play it for anytime beyond a pic to post to his twitter and resurrect the "rogue gallery" comment for likes.

The fat nigger has no depth to his "nerd" persona. It's all collected in his weight.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hate gamer Pat. The last time he posted anything remotely about playing a video game was what, a Rogue Squadron remake or some shit on Xbox, and he played it for maybe one evening, just long enough to take a pic for Twitter? This remake will be shit, but Pat won't play it for anytime beyond a pic to post to his twitter and resurrect the "rogue gallery" comment for likes.

The fat nigger has no depth to his "nerd" persona. It's all collected in his weight.

 

[peckafacce]

I'm so out of touch, I've never heard of that game.

wwawd old Burnout games

Both Takedown and Paradise were a lot of fun

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Does Niki play games or does this fat faggot just throw money away?

3 guesses. First 2 don’t count.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Patrick should legit become a twitch streamer. I'd toss him a few shekels to call him a faggot every once in a while, or whatever you do on twitch.

 

[guest]

Patrick should legit become a twitch streamer. I'd toss him a few shekels to call him a faggot every once in a while, or whatever you do on twitch.

He'd have his debt to Quasi paid off in a couple months if he had text to speech donations

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

God damnit Rick. How's he going to finish the Tiny Tim book when he's busy playing games?

You could have asked the same thing about high school, but he somehow managed to finish that.

 

[NoBacon]

It’s nothing but nostalgia, I guarantee people will play it for 15 minutes and think “this is fucking terrible” and never play it again.

 

[Dog Eater]

Who would have a worse KDR: Piggytits or Nana?

Is there more spit on Nana’s floor or sweat on Pat’s upper lip during intense gaming sessions?

 

[guest]

I wonder what his gamer tag is because I'd like to see his achievements.

He’s fat.

 

[AliceWorquer]

He'd have his debt to Quasi paid off in a couple months if he had text to speech donations

If patrick wasnt a stupid narcissist I might even respect the fact that he hasnt tried to grift his following like his kind usually do. If he had half a brain he could turn his notoriety into easy money. His dumbest, loneliest fans would give him money for literally nothing, he could milk the atalkers for text to speech money and if he wasnt such a weak skinned little faggot, and knew how to be anything other than a repulsive cunt then he might even be able to generate some actual interest.

 

[guest]

If patrick wasnt a stupid narcissist I might even respect the fact that he hasnt tried to grift his following like his kind usually do. If he had half a brain he could turn his notoriety into easy money. His dumbest, loneliest fans would give him money for literally nothing, he could milk the atalkers for text to speech money and if he wasnt such a weak skinned little faggot, and knew how to be anything other than a repulsive cunt then he might even be able to generate some actual interest.

He could be the new DSP: Dick Sucking Pig

 

[aRTie02150]

Not to be a gaming nerd, and maybe it was already mentioned, but I remember when this shit was rereleased on the 360 with the trophies and everything and didn't even do well.

Have fun playing multiplayer with the same 100 other autistic men in their late 30s who will play this game.

Wow I'm participating in a Patpost. Color me something.

Edit

I guess it wasn't actually released back then? I could have sworn it released. Either way, this new version here will only have multiplayer on the Switch lol. Unless I'm reading wrong.

 

[Jenna]

It’s nothing but nostalgia, I guarantee people will play it for 15 minutes and think “this is fucking terrible” and never play it again.

Tony Hawk Pro Skater remastered was the free playstation game, I loved that shit growing up. I got through "Guerilla Radio" and "Superman" fucking around in a skate park then went back to FIFA. Nostaglia sucks.

 

[aRTie02150]

Tony Hawk Pro Skater remastered was the free playstation game, I loved that shit growing up. I got through "Guerilla Radio" and "Superman" fucking around in a skate park then went back to FIFA. Nostaglia sucks.

Lol I did the same thing. Except I waited for New Girl and No Cigar. I almost paid for that shit when it released, I'm glad I wait until it was free. I immediately went back to driving around GTA Online and helping players who need a lift.

 

[Jenna]

Lol I did the same thing. Except I waited for New Girl and No Cigar. I almost paid for that shit when it released, I'm glad I wait until it was free. I immediately went back to driving around GTA Online and helping players who need a lift.

I learned how to speedrun that Cayo Perico heist and now have enough money to buy whatever I want. I bought the OP fighter jet and have only used it like twice.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Lol I did the same thing. Except I waited for New Girl and No Cigar. I almost paid for that shit when it released, I'm glad I wait until it was free. I immediately went back to driving around GTA Online and helping players who need a lift.

You were right about No Man’s Sky as a fuckaround game, it’s pretty fun.

 

[aRTie02150]

You were right about No Man’s Sky as a fuckaround game, it’s pretty fun.

I recently got a PS5 and the difference between the PS4 version of NMS is night and day.