Fatrick makes new friends on r/standupcomedy

[potatopeeler63]

He wanted some uhhh. advice on a 2018 tight 5

[MEDIA=reddit]StandUpComedy/comments/r4kkb0[/MEDIA]

hush now.

 

[guest]

How the fuck did he find it so fast???

 

[guest]

HAHAHA that redditor brought the real patrick s tomlinson out of hiding on reddit! Hahahahahahaha. Very good.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

You're using my Youtube video to mock me, chowlld. FBI CIA and FAT have been notified.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

lmao his entire life is a fucking nightmare. Pretty funny

 

[guest]

He hasn’t been on Reddit since his queer ass got bombed on r/Idiots but he responds now? Not a coincidence, not by a long shot. He just obsessively checks all of his social media constantly. Why is his life like this?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

How the fuck did he find it so fast???

Maybe 'The Mole' alerted him. Oh right, The Mole only existed to further trick stupid (and fat) Patrick.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Rick showing up in the comments and some random guy remembering him being a cunt on standupshots just set me back a few ribs. Fuck.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

I love it when the impostor childs tell people to report and block Fatso

 

[guest]

Rick showing up in the comments and some random guy remembering him being a cunt on standupshots just set me back a few ribs. Fuck.

And the Midwest porker will never get how he could be confused with someone intentionally acting like the biggest cunt possible. Why is he so fat at this?

 

[BudDickman]

This is a link to the video on his own channel. Why would you need permission to post a link to a video?

 

[fusciasomething]

I love him looking like he is getting caught going in and out of an alt. What a dick

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

This is a link to the video on his own channel. Why would you need permission to post a link to a video?

I mean, look, Patrick tried suing the internet for leaving reviews on his books and calling him fat. It's possible he doesn't know anything about anything (he doesn't).

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He wanted some uhhh. advice on a 2018 tight 5

5 is pretty generous and she sure as hell ain't tight

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Someone send a link to We All Stink. Another brotherman finds his way home

 

[Getoffmylawn2]

He hasn’t been on Reddit since his queer ass got bombed on r/Idiots but he responds now? Not a coincidence, not by a long shot. He just obsessively checks all of his social media constantly. Why is his life like this?

And he really expects us to believe he has never visited this site. I bet he spends 90% of his day monitoring this site.

 

[Udders]

This was great, nice job to reddit guy #2.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

That guy immediately accusing him of using an alt is hilarious.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Maybe 'The Mole' alerted him. Oh right, The Mole only existed to further trick stupid (and fat) Patrick.

I just heard that Patrick got a 195 pound mole removed from his ass when he got a divorce from his second, better wife.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That absolutely, 100% hurt the shit out of his feelings. God bless.