Fat man takes "gym" selfie, hides his luscious breasts from frame

[EraGodless]

Our little piggy boy is dancing just for us. He's only tweeting this because we laughed at him for not going to the gym and spending Thanksgiving all alone.

We won't see any pictures from these "back to back turkey dinners" because they don't exist.

Don't be jealous, atalker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Don't be jealous, atalker.

He cant win. Either he is home alone or he ruins the holiday for everyone else and they are reminded why they only see him 1-2 times a year. I hope he gets drunk and his family hates him by the time he leaves.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He looks even more awful than usual. Does anyone have that retarded gym selfie that was regularly featured to /r/autism by those rascally redditors?

Once again, he posts a photo of himself standing inside a gym but not exercising at all.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Caverlock]

Fool! Don't shed your "beer and brat" face fat in November! You'll never make it through the Winter!

 

[guest]

Psst Pat. Its not the turkey dinners...its all the beer you drink. You will never be in a caloric deficit. You drink over 700 calories daily in beer alone. I guarantee one day at the gym isnt going to offset you getting drunk all week let alone what slop you have been stuffing in your face.

I don't drink beer much anymore but I had two pints of lager last Friday when I went for a curry with some friends. The next morning my stomach was visibly bigger. It went down by the next day but still. That would never happen with whisky or wine or other alcohol.

 

[guest]

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Some guy used to post this image on various forums (4chan, reddit) saying that at his gym there was a creepy guy always taking selfies and sniffing the seats of equipment after women were done using them. Then he looked up the hashtag of his gym on instagram and found pic related.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Certifiably insane. Why would he go to a gym anyway when he's wasted tons of Niki's mothers money on workout equipment in the hovel attic? He drove to the gym to take a selfie just to pretend that he's doing more than farting on his couch today. Deranged.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Psst Pat. Its not the turkey dinners...its all the beer you drink. You will never be in a caloric deficit. You drink over 700 calories daily in beer alone. I guarantee one day at the gym isnt going to offset you getting drunk all week let alone what slop you have been stuffing in your face.

100%. When I used to drink like a maniac back in my 20s, I'd kid myself that I could work it off by doing an hour of cardio every day but it just doesn't work like that.

At best, you can maybe maintain your weight for a while or slow down the weight gain but there's no way you're losing weight when you're drinking most nights of the week, especially as a middle aged guy.

Slow Rick has yet to learn this lesson in his early 40s.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

No child, I did not take a selfie of myself after jazzercizing

 

[RoTheHo69]

I don't look like actor Michael Badalucco did at age 60. That's just another one of your delusions you need to function, atalker.

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He looks far worse than Michael Badalucco.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Hahaha

 

[RoTheHo69]

100%. When I used to drink like a maniac back in my 20s, I'd kid myself that I could work it off by doing an hour of cardio every day but it just doesn't work like that.

At best, you can maybe maintain your weight for a while or slow down the weight gain but there's no way you're losing weight when you're drinking most nights of the week, especially as a middle aged guy.

Slow Rick has yet to learn this lesson in his early 40s.

You can if you don't eat, look at Russians.. then again who am I talking about?

 

[guest]

Hahaha
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Fat legitimately looks more unhealthy than Artie, mushroom nose and all.

 

[guest]

You can if you don't eat

The tried and tested fastest route to stomach cancer! Guaranteed or your money back!

 

[RoTheHo69]

The tried and tested fastest route to stomach cancer! Guaranteed or your money back!

Then I suggest it for fatrick doubly.

 

[MonsterSteve]

And we all know the way you get a caloric deficit going is by standing in the gym taking selfies.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

What Pat thinks he looks like

 

[EraGodless]

Once again, he posts a photo of himself standing inside a gym but not exercising at all.

That is the last face that many young black children and Bernell Trammell saw- sick, sick guy!

 

[guest]

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might wanna get that caloric deficit going before death

Who the fuck is he talking to?