Fat man spending another day apart from big Nik.

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I know Jack shit about boats but my uncle just bought a brand new one for $750,000 that is objectively nicer than this “$2,000,000” one.

Either Pats lying or the owner is a next level moron.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

When they need to stop, they toss him overboard.

 

[guest]

this qualifies him as an expert sailor in case anyone still doesn't know how Patrick's brain works

Shh, little nothing. I was the captain of a $2 million vessel, child.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Was he sailing on the SS Deadbeat Fatrick? I ask because those are his vandalizing shoes.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Hope the day ended like the end scene of suicide kings and Leary and Walken show up to give him a stern talkin to

 

[Stent]

He looks so awkward in everything he does. He's been given the wheel like a child.

I hope he ruined that day for the old fucks.

 

[RobertMewler]

Who cares how much it's worth? Announcing it is so niggardly and what only poor people do.

 

[BoomerSperg]

this qualifies him as an expert sailor in case anyone still doesn't know how Patrick's brain works

Patrick S. Tomlinson.

Sci-fi author. @sciencechannel contributor. Implacable rabble rouser. expert mariner. passionate seadog.

 

[guest]

Who cares how much it's worth? Announcing it is so niggardly and what only poor people do.

Niggerly not niggardly, this isn't about him being cheap he's spendthrift if he is anything, he throws money around, namely Quasi's all the time on stupid shit and trips.

 

[NigelCumia]

Also I'll post these here in case piggy deletes. He is so fat, his face is literally coming apart at the seams.

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Look at his skinny Hank Hill lower body. He can't even be fat properly, he carries his weight like a fucking hillbilly.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Everyone on that boat hates him.

Not on the boat as well.

 

[NigelCumia]

I know Jack shit about boats but my uncle just bought a brand new one for $750,000 that is objectively nicer than this “$2,000,000” one.

Either Pats lying or the owner is a next level moron.

He never said he owned it, it's likely a rental, he just wanted you to think he bought it because never before has a man so fat been so small.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Looking extra awkward because he's terrified he'll fuck up the boat but NEEDS the pics for Twitter.

Nice geriatric "friends," Pat. I bet this totally isn't some cheap touristy thing you're trying to use as some evidence of your immense success.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

The SS Talker

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I know Jack shit about boats but my uncle just bought a brand new one for $750,000 that is objectively nicer than this “$2,000,000” one.

Either Pats lying or the owner is a next level moron.

Pat tends to jack up the prices of whatever he's trying to boast about to make it sound even "cooler" to the plebs on his Twitter feed. Just like that time he claimed the cheapest watch Tag Heuer were selling in a flagship store was about $10-14k more than their most popular and most commonly bought models. When one of his followers mentioned how weird it would be that they didn't carry the full range he tried to brush it off as "I'm thinking I got the brand wrong, I was really drunk and traveling through so many countries."

Fat dope doesn't have a clue about the value of things and most likely used incredibly average brand TH because Brianna Wu mentioned them in a tweet shortly before that.

 

[Hudson]

Is he wearing his wedding ring?

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

"Dont mind me, just pretending someone elses boat is mine."

You didnt "take it out". The owner took YOU out.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Nice Earthworm Jim lower half, stupid.

 

[EraGodless]

Look at his skinny Hank Hill lower body. He can't even be fat properly, he carries his weight like a fucking hillbilly.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Nigger Rick