Fat "author" ready to muse about "prick" elon musk's mars excursions

[BudDickman]

He obviously had all of this shit written out before begging for likes.

 

[guest]

He can't grow his 20,000 calorie per day diet in a 4×7 sidewalk garden?

I swear he gets dumber and fatter every day.

 

[guest]

He obviously had all of this shit written out before begging for likes.

Including the bathroom break one. Only a self-centered, narcissistic asshole thinks people are waiting on the edge of their seats for his bloviating tweet thread to finish.

 

[guest]

Why does he and the batshit left faggots on Twitter hate Elon again?

He's successful. Rick can't understand the difference between actually spending time and working hard at something to get ahead and be successful. He just can't comprehend why the stuff he churns out when he's drunk isn't being made into screenplays and Netflix series while Elon is making reusable rockets that fucking land on barges in the ocean and decent electric cars. I bet if pressed he'll say it's because Elon had rich parents.

It's the same shit Obama pulled with that whole "You didn't build that business yourself" bullshit. They hate people who are smart and can create useful shit, not just dumb stories and art.

 

[BudDickman]

Including the bathroom break one. Only a self-centered, narcissistic asshole thinks people are waiting on the edge of their seats for his bloviating tweet thread to finish.

That's even more fake than begging for likes. I could see someone typing up a long rant in the moment and then breaking up into tweets posted in quick succession, or just posting an image of the full text. But there's no way anyone would be typing this shit up stream of consciousness, which is what he wants people to think with that bathroom break shit.

He is so unbelievably pathetic. Think about the time he invested to type all of that up, and then post it with delays in between the tweets to create the illusion of spontaneity. This is why he thinks Twitter is work. And he is only doing all this just because he thinks it makes him look more clever. This is a stupid person's idea of intelligence.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Tell him a taqueria will be built and he'll be the first to volunteer.

If elon happened to send some mexicans over there as a test flight, fatrick will be cumming in his jeans over the “vibranT laTin quarTer” of mars

 

[peckafacce]

That's even more fake than begging for likes. I could see someone typing up a long rant in the moment and then breaking up into tweets posted in quick succession, or just posting an image of the full text. But there's no way anyone would be typing this shit up stream of consciousness, which is what he wants people to think with that bathroom break shit.

He is so unbelievably pathetic. Think about the time he invested to type all of that up, and then post it with delays in between the tweets to create the illusion of spontaneity. This is why he thinks Twitter is work. And he is only doing all this just because he thinks it makes him look more clever. This is a stupid person's idea of intelligence.

And why not just use twitlonger. Oh that's right dopamine hits from each like that he's paying for.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

If elon happened to send some mexicans over there as a test flight, fatrick will be cumming in his jeans over the “vibranT laTin quarTer” of mars

Space salsa in high impact plastic cups engineered by NASA

 

[42069]

Elon Musk has done more positive things for this world in 5 minutes than Pats entire blood line

 

[guest]

Why does he and the batshit left faggots on Twitter hate Elon again?

Because he was them - a dork who got mercilessly bullied in school - but unlike them he got revenge on the world by becoming a billionaire. That and leftists usually hate successful people.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

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"Who wants a thread from a sci-fi author who's spend (should be spent, or spenT) a LOT of time reading and thinking about this..."

Notice no real credentials here.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Never. Not. Ever."

Patrick thinks he can see into the future now. Go ahead, Piggy, explain all the breakthroughs and advances that may be discovered or invented over the next 50,000 years or longer.

"There is a ton we can learn there, children, and by we, I, mean, you, for, I already know all."

oh he can't see THAT, he can just take ideas Other people have and tell them why it won't work. What an extremely useful skill!

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Rick really motherfucked Elon with his twitter thread

 

[Username]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1454865861450285060

WTF, he tried growing all his food in that little area outside the hovel?

Yes child, he did, he planted all the food he’d ever need. It was some meatloaf with mash potato and bread with butter packets shoved inside. Alas for reasons Pat doesn’t understand the crop failed and then the monster returned,but this time it was Nikki coming home from Tyrones place. This is proof to Pat that Elon Musk will never succeed.

 

[EraGodless]

Yes child, he did, he planted all the food he’d ever need. It was some meatloaf with mash potato and bread with butter packets shoved inside. Alas for reason Pat doesn’t understand the crop failed and then the monster returned,but this time it was Nikki coming home from Tyrones place. This is proof to Pat that Elon Musk will never succeed.

Fat and the Beanstalk

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Has absolutely no idea what self sustaining farming looks like. He planted cayennes in rocks next to a dumpster, he's a fucking doofus.

No seasonal plants, no canning, no freezing, none of last year's stock.. just "my 1x4 garden with a couple peppers didn't feed my fat ass all year"

Fuck you fake country boy

It hilarious. He grows like 4 different peppers and some oddball vegetables. He is lucky to get two salads out of it over the summer. Plus he tries to grow it in a nutrient starved flower bed. Its so bizarre that he after failing at something a few times he thinks he is a seasoned pro.