Fat "author" ready to muse about "prick" elon musk's mars excursions

[guest]

You know he's really hoping this is it, he's gonna go viral and get a couple hundred followers. That will show the atalkers.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Wow, Rick has spend a lot of time thinking!

 

[wbgreen]

If there is one thing readers want in a science fiction author is someone who is a wet blanket about real world space exploration.

Fatrick would get a better reaction if he grabbed some bongos and covered "Whitey on the Moon".

 

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1454865861450285060[/URL]

I can't, for example, grow all my own food. We've tried.

WTF, he tried growing all his food in that little area outside the hovel?

 

[sShenaniganz]

Space is fucking gay

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Fat Pigman fundamentally doesn't understand what Elon is talking about. What a fucking loser, know nothing 'sci-fi' author.

Way to dream big, stupid.

 

[guest]

My guess is Elon is eventually going to block Patrick after seeing him try to gain clout every time he (Elon) tweets anything. Pat will call it a win and act like he keeps Elon up at night

 

[wbgreen]

No way Elon notices when some nobody without a blue checkmark barks at him.

 

[peckafacce]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1454865861450285060

WTF, he tried growing all his food in that little area outside the hovel?

Is that because he's so fat and eats a lot or because you can't grow that much food when you live on a concrete covered lot that's less then .15 acre in size?

 

[BudDickman]

... not just for humans but civilization ...

Doesn't civilization consist of humans? What the fuck does he think "civilization" means?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He’s mad there’s no Mars McDonalds.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He’s mad there’s no Mars McDonalds.

Tell him a taqueria will be built and he'll be the first to volunteer.

 

[Meownaw]

Why does he and the batshit left faggots on Twitter hate Elon again?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Never. Not. Ever."

Patrick thinks he can see into the future now. Go ahead, Piggy, explain all the breakthroughs and advances that may be discovered or invented over the next 50,000 years or longer.

"There is a ton we can learn there, children, and by we, I, mean, you, for, I already know all."

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

"Never. Not. Ever."

Patrick thinks he can see into the future now. Go ahead, Piggy, explain all the breakthroughs and advances that may be discovered or invented over the next 50,000 years or longer.

"There is a ton we can learn there, children, and by we, I, mean, you, for, I already know all."

Not only that, but if you think about climate change, apparently humans can alter the earth's climate to make it unliveable without even trying but will "Never. Not. Ever." be able to figure out how to colonize a planet with a somewhat similar climate/atmosphere that is pretty close by. Humanity is definitely going to have to develop some kind of technology to maintain/alter our climate to keep it liveable and that kind of technology would be useful in colonizing another planet.

All speculative, of course, but it's really easy to see humanity developing colonization technology at some point. But not for Pat, who has spent a lot of time thinking about this.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

44 tweets of drivel and only one with more than 100 likes. Nobody listens to you, Patrick S. Tomlinson!

PS
We call you “Pig” here because you’re fat.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Look at the responses, they sound like they were paid for for except one rascal

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Not only that, but if you think about climate change, apparently humans can alter the earth's climate to make it unliveable without even trying but will "Never. Not. Ever." be able to figure out how to colonize a planet with a somewhat similar climate/atmosphere that is pretty close by. Humanity is definitely going to have to develop some kind of technology to maintain/alter our climate to keep it liveable and that kind of technology would be useful in colonizing another planet.

All speculative, of course, but it's really easy to see humanity developing colonization technology at some point. But not for Pat, who has spent a lot of time thinking about this.

I haven’t seen the fat pigs tweets, but global warming is one of the most important steps into colonizing Mars. We can create an atmosphere using it, which then make it possible for human beings to live on the planet not in a dome. NASA has released ideas of how to do all this years ago. It’s not even close to new or revolutionary in thought. He’s a fat retard who I’m pretty sure has read nothing about science and elected to take “domestic” classes in high school. So he could harass girls and get more free food. Sick and fat fuck.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Yes, children. Who wants a tweet storm from an ACTUAL Sci-Fi author instead of someone who actually sends people into space.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Why does he and the batshit left faggots on Twitter hate Elon again?

Because he doesn't bend over and accept everything they say.