Faggots who need to get a life

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Me and @Stent sometimes bring a young specimen with a great big pecker into our relationship. It doesn't effect anything because we're IN LOVE and sex is only a physical release. Like getting a massage.

 

[Stent]

Me and @Stent sometimes bring a young specimen with a great big pecker into our relationship. It doesn't effect anything because we're IN LOVE and sex is only a physical release. Like getting a massage.

We don't usually speak openly about it but it is true. We usually disguise it as talking about "fishing".

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Ass cancer? Why can't people come up with new cancers around here.

Cancer of the Mancunt sounds better

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Wha happen?

 

[Sue2]

I liked Minaw a lot. But we got locked into a bit where he was the only person who kept asking for signed photos and getting IOU's and it turned into I wouldn't give him one because I didn't like him for no particular reason. It was one of my favourite bits. Maybe I should've been some sort of improv comedy homo instead of a person.

I didn’t like that time where he professed his love for children in bathtubs, sick guy

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We don't usually speak openly about it but it is true. We usually disguise it as talking about "fishing".

Stop.

 

[Stent]

Stop.

You have to say the safe word or you'll keep getting "fished", Abey.

edit: We should start a couple's podcast just like Jim and Niki. We can call it Fish 'n Rods.

 

[guest]

 

[BUBBLER]

We don't usually speak openly about it but it is true. We usually disguise it as talking about "fishing".

You misspelled fisting

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Oh thank goodness. I was sweating before I clicked.

I think we all were

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I didn’t like that time where he professed his love for children in bathtubs, sick guy

please say you're joking, I thought I liked that guy... not in the same way I like other guys, 'cus apparently he's old, bald, & now dead... but still

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m a faggot? I already knew that!

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

The faggotry of Fatrick forum inflation.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

The faggotry of Fatrick forum inflation.

That's just the rib side though, the number of posts isn't inflated by Patposting as much as in OT. You're in bloodfeud country, boy. Down here you're gonna be hitting that reply button til your fingers have CTE.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Also, this needs to be said out loud by someone. Posting here as much as Minaw did or inflating your rib count in Lit is not coming close to the world of bleak faggotry that these 2 nincumpoops displayed by spending CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY on here co-ordinating attacks on users and sucking each other off.

edit - and before the grammar SWAT team shows up, we collectively don't know how to spell nincumpoop so we're spelling it that way because it involves typing cum and poop in the same word. Pretty apropos for the subject matter.

 

[guest]

Also, this needs to be said out loud by someone. Posting here as much as Minaw did or inflating your rib count in Lit is not coming close to the world of bleak faggotry that these 2 nincumpoops displayed by spending CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY on here co-ordinating attacks on users and sucking each other off.

edit - and before the grammar SWAT team shows up, we collectively don't know how to spell nincumpoop so we're spelling it that way because it involves typing cum and poop in the same word. Pretty apropos for the subject matter.

Christmas day?
you say this as if there isn't a portable device everyone carries around at all times, allowing you to type a message in 20 seconds.

You run a dedicated bit account that posts in the third person, which cosplays as an employer of forum users, based on a dox of one of the forum mods in 2016, made by a shock jock radio show host that was popular in the tri state area during the mid 2000's, after said forum users turned on him because it was revealed he invited a tranny pornstar to fuck him in the ass in his hotel room and he denied it.

You're not free of faggotry because it's not "you" posting, dumbass.
This ain't your show.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

This ain't your show.

You got that shit right buddy!

It's the xmas day lonely show where we talk about people who are too busy with family and friends to be thinking about us.. Boy what a bunch of rubes those guys are huh?

Whatever it's nice that we're in your thoughts

 

[Zombie247]

Are you saying there's a world outside of this place!?! Bullshit!

 

[NigelCumia]

 

[alkiefuck2]

He hacked people's funny detectors by over-use of call-backs and show references and "fawkin'" "sniff" ect. He'd do a chip reference/pun joke and everyone would lose their shit like it was Dice doing a stadium gig.

He was a hack.

That's insurance in case your post bombs, leave it alone.
etc.* btw, baby boy.