Faggots who need to get a life

[CuntFucker .]

He was funny but he was also fuckin' nothin'!

Were you in love with him, Abe? This intensity is strange.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I liked Minaw a lot. But we got locked into a bit where he was the only person who kept asking for signed photos and getting IOU's and it turned into I wouldn't give him one because I didn't like him for no particular reason. It was one of my favourite bits. Maybe I should've been some sort of improv comedy homo instead of a person.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Were you in love with him, Abe? This intensity is strange.

Minaw was my special little fella. Until the bit went too far and, well... Minaw ain't here no more.

 

[Mustard]

He had solid one-liners. I thought he was funny.

He hacked people's funny detectors by over-use of call-backs and show references and "fawkin'" "sniff" ect. He'd do a chip reference/pun joke and everyone would lose their shit like it was Dice doing a stadium gig.

He was a hack.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I liked the guy but I get your animosity. He kept you out of the movie chat, saying there would only be bitter lies about Tom Selleck to be expected from you because Selleck "stole" the lead in that robot spider movie from you.

Don't mention Tom Selleck to me, sport. Ever. He RAPED my wife consensually. The mother of the light of my life, Carol Vigoda Fuchs. A few months less than a year from when she was born.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I liked Minaw a lot. But we got locked into a bit where he was the only person who kept asking for signed photos and getting IOU's and it turned into I wouldn't give him one because I didn't like him. It was one of my favourite bits. Maybe I should've been some sort of improv comedy homo instead of a person.

I'm drunk on a day off so I'm sincere for a moment: You'd make for an excellent improv guy. That riff on Tony Randall yesterday was very funny.

 

[CuntFucker .]

He hacked people's funny detectors by over-use of call-backs and show references and "fawkin'" "sniff" ect. He'd do a chip reference/pun joke and everyone would lose their shit like it was Dice doing a stadium gig.

He was a hack.

I disagree but that's an interesting opinion.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He hacked people's funny detectors by over-use of call-backs and show references and "fawkin'" "sniff" ect. He'd do a chip reference/pun joke and everyone would lose their shit like it was Dice doing a stadium gig.

He was a hack.

I feel personally attacked.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm drunk on a day off so I'm sincere for a moment: You'd make for an excellent improv guy. That riff on Tony Randall yesterday was very funny.

Thanks, but I'm typing so I can think shit over/edit it before anyone sees it. And it's still often stupid. I am not a smart man. But I do know what love is.






That was Forrest Gump. From the movie Forrest Gump.

 

[Mustard]

I'm drunk on a day off

Pimps get a day off?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Thanks, but I'm typing so I can think shit over/edit it before anyone sees it. And it's still often stupid. I am not a smart man. But I do know what love is.






That was Forrest Gump. From the movie Forrest Gump.

Oh and the Tony Randall thing wasn't a riff, sport. That's just another tale from my life as a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen.

I'd give you a signed photo but, darnit, it seems like I'm fresh out at the moment.


IOU: One signed photo

Now you hold me to that, sport.
























*Mr. Vigoda's security detail*: Do not hold Mr Vigoda to that. He will never see you again. You will never see him again. If you do, you will be neutralized on sight and held in place until law enforcement comes to fucking shit in your mouth. FUCK OFF.

 

[BUBBLER]

I liked the guy but I get your animosity. He kept you out of the movie chat, saying there would only be bitter lies about Tom Selleck to be expected from you because Selleck "stole" the lead in that robot spider movie from you.

There's a movie chat?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

IOU: One signed photo

Now you hold me to that, sport.

*Mr. Vigoda's security detail*: Do not hold Mr Vigoda to that. He will never see you again. You will never see him again. If you do, you will be neutralized on sight and held in place until law enforcement comes to fucking shit in your mouth. FUCK OFF.

Typical Vigoda: signing autographs his mouth can't cash.

 

[BUBBLER]

Meownaw was an unfunny pain in the ass, always posted like six or seven times per thread, never funny, cliquey little queer who everyone liked and ribbed out of some weird Pavlovian conditioning. "Oh look, Meownaw posted something not remotely funny but Ill give it a rib cause he's Meownaw". I genuinely hope he's a goner

@Jen_Tomlinson you gonna take this shit?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

There's a movie chat?

Yeah, but the only posts are "Have you seen Prey (2022)?"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Typical Vigoda: signing autographs his mouth can't cash.

My mouth is signing autographs my horribly arthritic ghost-hands can't cash, FUCKFACE. Nice try with the hate tho.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My mouth is signing autographs my horribly arthritic ghost-hands can't cash, FUCKFACE. Nice try with the hate tho.

Ah, c'mon, Abe. I was only funnin'. I'm a huge fan. You're, at least, my fourth favorite actor on Barney Miller.

Oh, wait. I forgot Jack Soo.

You're my fifth.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My mouth is signing autographs my horribly arthritic ghost-hands can't cash, FUCKFACE. Nice try with the hate tho.

(And I can't believe how badly I mangled that cliche....)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

(And I can't believe how badly I mangled that cliche....)

I can't believe how bad you mangled my ass!! HA!!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ah, c'mon, Abe. I was only funnin'. I'm a huge fan. You're, at least, my fourth favorite actor on Barney Miller.

Oh, wait. I forgot Jack Soo.

You're my fifth.

I need you to beg me for acceptance for the rest of your living days, like Minaw. Beg. Start now.