Eww, what a fucking loser

[Gay Faggot.]

If you didn’t fit in, in your hick town, how did you get invited to keggers in barns, patty?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Pat hungrily sucking two cocks at the same time

He does everything hungrily.

 

[EraGodless]

The type of person who follows Pat on twitter looks at shit like this and says: "Haha, he named his mustang SUSAN! I need to keep up with what this fella is up to! "

Pat's followers--

 

[Caverlock]

*dismounts from stinky nigger dick*

“patrick, are you sobbing again? Why don’t I give you next week’s allowance early and you can get some meatloaf at Hooly’s?”

“shhhhh…. there’s a new season of star trek on the horizon, child. It’s performative cruelty to watch this with dry eyes, little nothing.”

*reinserts smelly nigger dick*

“Wyt people be crazy yo. This that nigga you was tellin me be makin his own pepperoni? Why he lookin at me like that?”

Nice Bat'Leth mouth, stupid.

 

[Guinness525]

Just imagine the corny fantasies he’s had of being loved and respected as a member of the Enterprise. “Now this is where I fit in!”

Picard and the gang would hate you, Patrick. They’d see you as some lesser life form from a planet of cowardly, plump beings.

Enjoy the hacky, corporate mouth-breather fan service, you fucking mark.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Doesn't this show fucking STINK? That's what I've heard anyway.

 

[BillKlacks]

Doesn't this show fucking STINK? That's what I've heard anyway.

Yes, it sucks in all the ways you imagine it does

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Seven characters. Let's count them.

1. Picard (WHITE)
2. Riker.(WHITE)
3. Data (WHITE)
4. Troi (WHITE)
5. Dr Crusher (WHITE)
6. Dr Pulaski (WHITE)
7. Wesley Crusher (WHITE)
<end of Patrick's list>

Here's who he forgot.

8. Worf (African American)
9. Geordi (African American and blind)

There were 9 main characters Patrick. Stop trying to erase black crew members

The black characters only count as 2/3rds, the women are only half a person, and faggot Wesley is 0