Even book publishers are shitting on our piglet

[Easily_Remembered]

I hope that they put him atop his shitty Triumph or inside rust bucket Susan, then take them to the local junkyard and just have them compacted. Maybe then, in death, he will finally have value as scrap metal.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Funeral? Do you honestly believe anyone will give enough of a shit to have a funeral for Fatass? Niki will be a little sad that her monthly “caretaker” check dried up, but she isn’t spending any of her PPP money on a Star Wars-themed piano case to bury Lardass in. I would lay good odds that when Fatso finally keels over nobody claims the body. He’ll take up four spaces in the “fridge” (RIP Bill) for thirty days, then the City of Milwaukee will have one last Tomlinson-related expense: a Jumbo pauper’s grave. The local papers will call it “The Big Dig”, and Niki will momentarily get excited thinking they said ‘Nig’.

Pat’s upcoming demise will only be noticed by us. We’ll set up our own online memorials for Nigel Igger’s candle lighting and Twitter will be flooded with dozens of @TheGhostOfStealthygeek accounts childing people. But a proper funeral? No, those are only held for people who were marginally loved and cared about. Not for dumb rube assholes like Pat.

I feel like the host from Stairway to Stardom after reading that. That was beautiful Carol.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

"Tom and Jerry shit" is pretty funny