Even book publishers are shitting on our piglet

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It must be exhausting to keep up his facade. Has anyone else ever spent this much time saying so much while accomplishing nothing? Somewhere today there’s a family broken from their child dying from cancer but fatso is perfectly fine wasting his life on Twitter arguing with clouds. What a sad legacy he’ll leave behind when his heart finally fails.

 

[guest]

It must be exhausting to keep up his facade. Has anyone else ever spent this much time saying so much while accomplishing nothing? Somewhere today there’s a family broken from their child dying from cancer but fatso is perfectly fine wasting his life on Twitter arguing with clouds. What a sad legacy he’ll leave behind when his heart finally fails.

I've thought this often about him. The real world is just smashing people unfairly all the time, and this fat hog is wasting his life fighting ghosts for the adulation of maybe 50 twitter sycophants that like his shit.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[RobertMewler]

I dunno, guys. I think his days of pretending he's a MIL-SPEC expert are over.

 

[EraGodless]

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Michael Breyers

 

[Meownaw]

The pig virus keeps on spreading.

Swine flu across America

 

[guest]

I dunno, guys. I think his days of pretending he's a MIL-SPEC expert are over.

Not so, he'll keep pretending, that's his brand, not the MIL-SPEC, but the totally tone deaf retardation that makes him have no self-awareness. This is a guy staring at himself and saying, "I'm fit".

 

[fricklefrackle]

Fat fucking retard thinks reality is as childish as his books

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fat fucking retard thinks reality is as childish as his books

Paul Weimer has entered the chat

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

It must be exhausting to keep up his facade. Has anyone else ever spent this much time saying so much while accomplishing nothing? Somewhere today there’s a family broken from their child dying from cancer but fatso is perfectly fine wasting his life on Twitter arguing with clouds. What a sad legacy he’ll leave behind when his heart finally fails.

I’ve thought about this too - a child dying from cancer is a tragedy, and maybe that child’s passing inspires others to do good or make changes for the better, leaving a positive impact on the world.

Pats death will be the exact opposite - there’s no growth, nothing proud to speak of. He’s an awful waste of life with a terrible personality that is impossible to love. The only thing he inspires people to do is live the exact opposite way he does.

In the end, I doubt Paul Weimer or Laura Rich or that Rakdaddy chode will fly in and attend his funeral. His passing will be a relief - not a tragedy.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I’ve thought about this too - a child dying from cancer is a tragedy, and maybe that child’s passing inspires others to do good or make changes for the better, leaving a positive impact on the world.

Pats death will be the exact opposite - there’s no growth, nothing proud to speak of. He’s an awful waste of life with a terrible personality that is impossible to love. The only thing he inspires people to do is live the exact opposite way he does.

In the end, I doubt Paul Weimer or Laura Rich or that Rakdaddy chode will fly in and attend his funeral. His passing will be a relief - not a tragedy.

"It happened, huh?"

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

In the end, I doubt Paul Weimer or Laura Rich or that Rakdaddy chode will fly in and attend his funeral. His passing will be a relief - not a tragedy.

No one will go to his funeral - they'll just change their profile pic for a day to say "#IStandWithFatso" or something, pure virtue signaling.

They probably won't even leave a comment on his obituary page. I know his friend Nigel would never be that inconsiderate or forgetful, I can tell you that right now.

 

[Caverlock]

He's a sci-fi writer who's too fucking dumb to even know what sci-fi is.



"I've been laughed at by women for a long time; I mean a long, long time."

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I’ve thought about this too - a child dying from cancer is a tragedy, and maybe that child’s passing inspires others to do good or make changes for the better, leaving a positive impact on the world.

Pats death will be the exact opposite - there’s no growth, nothing proud to speak of. He’s an awful waste of life with a terrible personality that is impossible to love. The only thing he inspires people to do is live the exact opposite way he does.

In the end, I doubt Paul Weimer or Laura Rich or that Rakdaddy chode will fly in and attend his funeral. His passing will be a relief - not a tragedy.

The fucking hilarious and ironic and, when you think about it, very very sad thing (for him) is that we will be more affected by his inevitable heart attack than anyone he panders to.
Hopefully Annabelle will find her way to dancing on your paupers grave Fatrick.

Unless the fat fuck gets cremated you know a rascal is going to do something heinous.... I mean hilarious to his grave.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

In the end, I doubt Paul Weimer or Laura Rich or that Rakdaddy chode will fly in and attend his funeral. His passing will be a relief - not a tragedy.

Funeral? Do you honestly believe anyone will give enough of a shit to have a funeral for Fatass? Niki will be a little sad that her monthly “caretaker” check dried up, but she isn’t spending any of her PPP money on a Star Wars-themed piano case to bury Lardass in. I would lay good odds that when Fatso finally keels over nobody claims the body. He’ll take up four spaces in the “fridge” (RIP Bill) for thirty days, then the City of Milwaukee will have one last Tomlinson-related expense: a Jumbo pauper’s grave. The local papers will call it “The Big Dig”, and Niki will momentarily get excited thinking they said ‘Nig’.

Pat’s upcoming demise will only be noticed by us. We’ll set up our own online memorials for Nigel Igger’s candle lighting and Twitter will be flooded with dozens of @TheGhostOfStealthygeek accounts childing people. But a proper funeral? No, those are only held for people who were marginally loved and cared about. Not for dumb rube assholes like Pat.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

If there was a small service the rascals should hire beefy gentlemen with melanin rich skin, long luscious womb wrecking hogs to attend the funeral and see how flooded Nikkis basement can get... I bet her ears twitch as she's tuning out the speech by the minister and remembering how bad the last time was... A fat, flaccid, red sweaty meat sack huffing hot pig breath into her face as he bounced on her and rolled off after two mins saying 'now tell me that wasn't the best'

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Funeral? Do you honestly believe anyone will give enough of a shit to have a funeral for Fatass? Niki will be a little sad that her monthly “caretaker” check dried up, but she isn’t spending any of her PPP money on a Star Wars-themed piano case to bury Lardass in. I would lay good odds that when Fatso finally keels over nobody claims the body. He’ll take up four spaces in the “fridge” (RIP Bill) for thirty days, then the City of Milwaukee will have one last Tomlinson-related expense: a Jumbo pauper’s grave. The local papers will call it “The Big Dig”, and Niki will momentarily get excited thinking they said ‘Nig’.

Pat’s upcoming demise will only be noticed by us. We’ll set up our own online memorials for Nigel Igger’s candle lighting and Twitter will be flooded with dozens of @TheGhostOfStealthygeek accounts childing people. But a proper funeral? No, those are only held for people who were marginally loved and cared about. Not for dumb rube assholes like Pat.

You know that you have encountered beautiful writing - nay, true art - when it leaves your spirit soaring.

This, Carol .... this is the gleaming hope for the future that sci fi is supposed to deliver. I hope that the SFWA reads your post and is so blown away that they have no choice but to award you an honorary Cheese Pizza Award, or whatever the fuck their awards are called.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

' Yes, child. I will fit in a regular coffin. No, child. I won't be burried in a 1965 Cadillac.'