Enough about those Adirondack Chairs

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Turk February]

If you Zoom in just right, you will see the infamous "C Brick" which conspiracy theorists claim is a label by a prop department, indicating the entirety of Pat's back yard was filmed on a Hollywood sound stage.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Two niggers just stole my chairs

 

[Turry Fawks]

So this can be solved with a quick phone call? Le epic troll

 

[Sue Lightning]

So he can have a retarded sign on his door telling off the MPD but can’t put a sign in his backyard saying “Don’t take my chairs”?

 

[SpaceEdge]

Hey earl, we got anymore Adirondack chairs back there?

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[Sue Lightning]

Everytime I see “Adirondack” i read it as Adrienne. Some subconscious shit from Pat

 

[stealthygeek]

Habitat for Humanity making the world a better place.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Those chairs are more important to him than his daughter

 

[quasi101]

Everytime I see “Adirondack” i read it as Adrienne. Some subconscious shit from Pat

you being illiterate explains a lot.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Niki was all giddy seeing them walk up the sidewalk, she thought it was a new gas delivery

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im sure he will be totally polite when contacting them about this misunderstanding. Who am I kidding. He is going to rudely demand that they change all of their donation policies and that they be returned immediately because he cant get them himself because he doesnt have a truck.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Hey earl, we got anymore Adirondack chairs back there?

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Fresh out boss, someone must've stole them with a craiglist ad.

 

[Sue Lightning]

you being illiterate explains a lot.

Don’t use big words with me bud. I’m very literal.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Those chairs are more important to him than his daughter

He has put more effort in seeing those chairs again than his own daughter.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Im sure he will be totally polite when contacting them about this misunderstanding. Who am I kidding. He is going to rudely demand that they change all of their donation policies and that they be returned immediately because he cant get them himself because he doesnt have a truck.

Another situation Niki had to explain / smooth over due to her retard husband sperging out on people. That’s her life - doing her best to get her retard to calm down after an outburst.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Why is habitat for humanity wasting gas and volunteer resources picking up two shitty, poorly made chairs that will cause back problems?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

A couple throwaway accounts seem to be the only ones giving it any attention.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Where are the videos and photos of the paint spilling Nazi?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Anyone else would tell them to keep the chairs seeing as it's a charity and the chairs are poorly made DIY shit made out of literal trash anyway. Not pat. He's going to make them drive them back then lecture the minimum wage labor about how they need to do better. I say this a lot, but I can't wait for his hyper tension to put him in the dirt, he's a truly reprehensible cunt.