Elon offers to buy Twitter….we know how Piggy feels about Elon and Twitter.

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Piggy meltdown can commence

Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter for $43 billion, so it can be 'transformed as private company'

Elon Musk offered to buy Twitter for $54.20 a share, saying the social media company needs to be transformed privately.

www.cnbc.com

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

#SayNiggerAgain

 

[CuntFucker]

Why doesn't Patman like Elon?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Piggy is going to oink today. Mr. Boomia, you know what to do.

 

[CuntFucker]

Based Pat dabbing on reddit king Elon

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Jerry Jen is offering to buy the hovel at 20k per half.

 

[CuntFucker]

the hovel

Is this a Shrek thread now?

Donkeh, ya canne make fun a Patrick while ye spend all day looking at his twitter

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Why doesn't Patman like Elon?

Because Elon is rich and has good ideas. Two things Piggy cannot and will not ever get to claim.

I promise that’s literally why he hates Elon. His tweets about Elon are usually about Space X or his wealth and tinged with jealousy.

 

[CuntFucker]

Because Elon is rich and has good ideas.

I concur fellow redditor! All of my axes!

Two things Piggy cannot and will not ever get to claim.

What about having a gf? Can you claim that? This is the reason you lash out at Pat.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

They would be idiots not to sell, twitter is dying. It would be like if Elon offered Tom a billion for myspace.
I don't get what the profit motive for Elon is here, I suppose maybe there isn't one

Maybe this is “fuck off money” for Elon. Maybe it’s always been his dream hobby to own and monitor a dying social media platform full of Pats and Chrissy Teigen types.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I concur fellow redditor! All of my axes!

What about having a gf? Can you claim that? This is the reason you lash out at Pat.

I’m Married cuntfucker. With 3 pieces of proof I’ve fucked her. Pat has zero.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

They would be idiots not to sell, twitter is dying. It would be like if Elon offered Tom a billion for myspace.
I don't get what the profit motive for Elon is here, I suppose maybe there isn't one

I’m assuming he knew it would get out and raise the stock further. So he could sell for more. 16 dick about stocks but, I doubt his primary motive is “democracy”. He might know the amount isn’t enough to get them to sell, or they’re in on it. Mostly I’m just a faggot.

 

[CuntFucker]

Chrissy Teigen

Nice cheeks, stupid

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Nice cheeks, stupid

If you like a 6 at best whos whole existence is cyber bullying 16 year old girls and sharing recipes for literal dog food.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Jerry Jen is offering to buy the hovel at 20k per half.

That’s a hell of a deal

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I concur fellow redditor! All of my axes!

What about having a gf? Can you claim that? This is the reason you lash out at Pat.

Ew, do they really say "all of my axes"? I haven't heard it before, but it makes sense.

Nice cheeks, stupid

 

[EraGodless]

Ew, do they really say "all of my axes"? I haven't heard it before, but it makes sense.

Not fat child. Never have been. Meanwhile, the straps on the mask are clinging for dear life.

 

[PlayfulScamp]

Ew, do they really say "all of my axes"? I haven't heard it before, but it makes sense.

MunBANE

 

[BudDickman]

I’m Married cuntfucker. With 3 pieces of proof I’ve fucked her. Pat has zero.

Fuck trophies?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I'm just glad Pat knows he's nothing more than a chunk of corn in Elon's crap.

Tomlintits will be oinking for weeks about this while for Elon the whole thing is just him being a silly goose in his downtime away from his real job building a sci-fi version of human civilization.

You have to know the 'fi' before you can do that, piggy boy.