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If you were saying majority to trigger him into autistically correcting the record, then fuck me for not getting the bit. I should fawkin know better.
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Elon Musk buys 9.2% of Patrick's life
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Nah, the Elon fanboys will now buy Twitter stock like it's invented a cure for all cancers, and he'll then sell his shares gradually so as to not attract media attention and drop the price.
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Guess thats why hes a billionaire and im not. He sees twitter and sees $$ symbols. I see twitter and see a fat asshole oinking into the void for no $$.
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At least Elon didnt buy wordle. So pat still has that goin for him.
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Maybe explain to Pat how if he paid his hovel off and was worth the $263,100 estimate, 9.2 percent would be $24,205, so can be said quasi owes over 9.2 of the hovel now
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And that is more than pat has invested in it after refinancing the hovel.
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God is a Patposter.
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Hope stalkers don't start saying "Going to miss you Pat" with how Elon will fix things and his fat ass is good as gone
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A question...
What has Pat won, since meeting us? He has a lien on his house, owes 30k in debt to Quasi and who knows what to the SFWA in their arrangement... He no longer performs his horrible stand-up comedy. He wasn't re-signed to a book deal and has published 0 books since meeting that weren't already in the pipeline. His prospects on spec are grim.
His YouTube channel is about as popular as the Hooligans hobo jizz soup of the day. The entire world now knows he got cucked in front of his dumb fucking face and signed away his rights to his daughter like a coward. All of this search results are Kiwi, here, ED, or people covering those stories. Even if he got us all put in cyberjail tomorrow for fatshaming, he can never erase all of this now and try as he might he can't create enough sob stories on podcasts to balance it out. Not by a long shot.
He can't even get a restraining order against Andy Nads. Everything that happened to him that was positive, like the TV show bit where he fatly speculated on aliens for a show nobody watched and was immediately forgotten... Was in the works in that first year.
It's all dried up like Niki's pussy in the absence of her dyke best friend.
But hey, he invested all of his time and efforts to building a Twitter following that can't seem to break 50k followers no matter how many dozens of posts per hour he averages. And now that's no longer the safe place he thought it was, for long. The echo chamber circle jerk of purple haired faggots and mentally ill pedophiles all clapping and crying in the right places for Pat's hot takes on Trump being bad and abortion being good? Yeah it's been dying for awhile and now Elon is setting up to balance things away from the anonymous lunatics Pat pleads for attention from.
And all the while your abandoned daughter gets older, your hair gets greyer, your chins get fatter, your heart gets more clogged, your hey day of pretending around Milwaukee to be Stephen King meets George Carlin meets Rachel Maddow are getting smaller in the rear view. You're a joke to online media, law enforcement, the courts and now thousands of people on multiple platforms.
Post 159 times today though, while you can. The dopamine will make it all okay under your blanket.
The above gay fucking novel I wrote on the shitter will have more readers than your Tiny Tim shit.
What has Pat won, since meeting us? He has a lien on his house, owes 30k in debt to Quasi and who knows what to the SFWA in their arrangement... He no longer performs his horrible stand-up comedy. He wasn't re-signed to a book deal and has published 0 books since meeting that weren't already in the pipeline. His prospects on spec are grim.
His YouTube channel is about as popular as the Hooligans hobo jizz soup of the day. The entire world now knows he got cucked in front of his dumb fucking face and signed away his rights to his daughter like a coward. All of this search results are Kiwi, here, ED, or people covering those stories. Even if he got us all put in cyberjail tomorrow for fatshaming, he can never erase all of this now and try as he might he can't create enough sob stories on podcasts to balance it out. Not by a long shot.
He can't even get a restraining order against Andy Nads. Everything that happened to him that was positive, like the TV show bit where he fatly speculated on aliens for a show nobody watched and was immediately forgotten... Was in the works in that first year.
It's all dried up like Niki's pussy in the absence of her dyke best friend.
But hey, he invested all of his time and efforts to building a Twitter following that can't seem to break 50k followers no matter how many dozens of posts per hour he averages. And now that's no longer the safe place he thought it was, for long. The echo chamber circle jerk of purple haired faggots and mentally ill pedophiles all clapping and crying in the right places for Pat's hot takes on Trump being bad and abortion being good? Yeah it's been dying for awhile and now Elon is setting up to balance things away from the anonymous lunatics Pat pleads for attention from.
And all the while your abandoned daughter gets older, your hair gets greyer, your chins get fatter, your heart gets more clogged, your hey day of pretending around Milwaukee to be Stephen King meets George Carlin meets Rachel Maddow are getting smaller in the rear view. You're a joke to online media, law enforcement, the courts and now thousands of people on multiple platforms.
Post 159 times today though, while you can. The dopamine will make it all okay under your blanket.
The above gay fucking novel I wrote on the shitter will have more readers than your Tiny Tim shit.
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PatFact: Rick hates Musk because he has eight children and didn't abandon any.
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As of right now, the stock is up almost 30%. I hope he sells it all tomorrow and it crashes.
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Hahahah keep taking those losses Pat, it’s almost like all that negative energy you put out into the world is coming back to you, very fatly.
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Pat works for Elon now.
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This is like those 80s movies where the big city banker buys up the youth center to convert it into a franchise bowling alley. Will Pat and the Gang pull a bunch of pranks on him to scare him back to the big city, or will they sit around and bitch and moan and do nothing?
