Elon Musk buys 9.2% of Patrick's life

[Patrick O'Neal]

Elon Musk Takes 9.2% Stake in Twitter After Hinting at Shake-Up

Elon Musk took a 9.2% stake in Twitter Inc. to become the platform’s biggest shareholder, a week after hinting he might shake up the social media industry.

www.bloomberg.com

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Would this be an example of how Oopsie Doodles works?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is great. Pat is now a slave to Elon.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I wish Elon would shoot Pat in to space, he would become the ninth planet in our solar system.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Breaking: Patrick Tomlinson to purchase 0.000005% Twitter stake.

In an online interview he described the personal cost as "A trivial amount".

 

[Phish]

What a waste of money.

 

[guest]

Hopefully he heard about Fatso's upcoming panel and this was all just a petty retaliation to get him banned for good.

Going forward, please report all @stealthygeek offensive tweets to both Twitter Safety AND Elon Musk.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Oh no, a guy who is pro free speech has a vested interest in a product I use for my free speech! Oink oink oink

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is about to do a presentation about Elon and make zero dollars doing it. In fact it will cost Pat to do this. Elon just bought a chunk of the biggest thing in Pats life. Every tweet Pat posts going forward is putting money into Elons pocket. Its a flawless troll move by Elon.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Does that include 9.2% of Pat’s debt?

 

[bombvest]

I hope he's secretly a patposter and gives this forum control of stealthygeek. with a blue checkmark

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[RobertMewler]

This is great. Pat is now a slave to Elon.

He works for him now.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He works for him now.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Majority shareholder would mean he has over 50%, wouldn’t it?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

@CarolMaxheinie did you mention you’ve met Musk before? He’s a bit of a troll himself, maybe he would be interested in the pig’s antics? I would be worried about it tarnishing your professional reputation but my instincts tell me he’d appreciate the entertainment.

 

[RobertMewler]

Majority shareholder would mean he has over 50%, wouldn’t it?

He's the largest shareholder, not the majority. Kinda like Pat is the largest asshole among the minorities he lives around.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

@CarolMaxheinie did you mention you’ve met Musk before? He’s a bit of a troll himself, maybe he would be interested in the pig’s antics? I would be worried about it tarnishing your professional reputation but my instincts tell me he’d appreciate the entertainment.

If the stars aligned where Elon personally called twitter to have pats account permanently suspended I will quit the internet. There would be nothing left to see.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

@CarolMaxheinie did you mention you’ve met Musk before? He’s a bit of a troll himself, maybe he would be interested in the pig’s antics? I would be worried about it tarnishing your professional reputation but my instincts tell me he’d appreciate the entertainment.

Make sure you run up to him in public and start breathlessly explaining that there's this Sci fi author in Milwaukee who insulted Norm Macdonald on Twitter and fans of a certain dead radio show latched onto him and made him the greatest lolcow since Chris Chan and he tried to sue the internet for calling him fat and...

 

[Phish]

If the stars aligned where Elon personally called twitter to have pats account permanently suspended I will quit the internet. There would be nothing left to see.

As a tribute to KillaKuhn i would turn my babies head into sidewalk chalk and your moms box for good. There would be nothing left to life.