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RoTheHo69

SUBPOENA
Trump is tasked with bringing down Pax-Americana but doing it in a way that "enthralls" Americans into thinking a golden age is emerging. He's a wizard and his career as a public figure culminates with this (or this + his assassination (((on Minecraft etc))), which looks like the likely trajectory for the script they gave this historic persona.

Keep coping.


Warburg?? You don't like you're not skewed towards Russia anymore (like was a bad way of putting it)? I'm really surprised to tbhwitcha.
 
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Not Child.

Boq Legion does not exist
Warburg?? You don't like you're not skewed towards Russia anymore (like was a bad way of putting it)? I'm really surprised to tbhwitcha.
Im beginning to think Russia will play the Chinese, or whoever replaces Putin for sure. They've been bankrolled/guaranteed by Beijing since they slowly slowly Blitzkrieged into Crimea. Putin's character may have been a Chinese sleeper agent since his Berlin KGB assignment.

The Russians gave Syria up when Assad wouldn't do much heavy lifting on behalf of them on the Ukrainian frontlines (hence the more distant North Koreans recruited in their place).

They'll give Iran up next...but will get gains in Ukraine for it. How much/fast they abandon Iran to Trump's plans will be heatedly argued in Beijing's back rooms.
 

RoTheHo69

SUBPOENA
Im beginning to think Russia will play the Chinese, or whoever replaces Putin for sure. They've been bankrolled/guaranteed by Beijing since they slowly slowly Blitzkrieged into Crimea. Putin's character may have been a Chinese sleeper agent since his Berlin KGB assignment.

The Russians gave Syria up when Assad wouldn't do much heavy lifting on behalf of them on the Ukrainian frontlines (hence the more distant North Koreans recruited in their place).

They'll give Iran up next...but will get gains in Ukraine for it. How much/fast they abandon Iran to Trump's plans will be heatedly argued in Beijing's back rooms.
How I see it is they overplayed this 'smekalka' mindset while the elite stole too much. They're smart folks but short-term cleverness only gets you so far. Both Russia and China are stuck fighting the "last battle" (politically, economically, and militarily) because their economic and political systems are not positioned to highlight blatant inefficiencies and corruption but to perpetuate them and this seems to be pretty detrimental. Corruption is everywhere, but in a system with some checks and balances or diversity of interests, the intentions of the corrupt are manifold and are therefore diluted with the need to appear normal to some degree. A strongman can just take whatever they feel like.


EDIT: To clarify, at best I think they (either or) could maybe damage us USA, but then what? I don't see the next part because I don't think they figured it out.
 
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Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
@Suetonius give us your moves so we can inverse them

Futures down big. DOW down 1500 points, S&P down 4%.

Fawk I love winning.

Hard to imagine Tesla has much of a long term (10+ years) future unless they get rid of Musk.

Near term? I'd side with Pat on this one but chaos reigns right now.

I don't imagine magatards are too flush with cash after djt and the Melania crypto scam, but who else could keep tesla afloat? Honestly, I'm just going to stay the fuck away from tesla. Logically it should tank but it should have tanked a long time ago.




He could have done all of that in the first place. We've only gained ~40% of the losses back.

'Trump is a hero for partially solving a problem he alone created!'

No, you're 100% right. Trump is the hero and a genius. No one in the history of international trade has been able to figure it out besides him.

Hey guys can we get an update?
Comment? Anyone?
You didnt think the market would be going to zero like the rest of reddit, did you?
🫢🫢🫢

(If you inversed sue’s position as he was bragging about shorting the bottom, congrats, you made the trade of most people’s lifetimes)
😭
 

Turd Glider

I find I have to be the sad clown
Hey guys can we get an update?
Comment? Anyone?
You didnt think the market would be going to zero like the rest of reddit, did you?
🫢🫢🫢

(If you inversed sue’s position as he was bragging about shorting the bottom, congrats, you made the trade of most people’s lifetimes)
😭
All Small caps back to prices a year ago still and in a bear market (Russell 2k) not to mention missing out a year of future compounding to at best, break even. Trump tariff move will be a net negative and you faggots will have to work an extra 2-4 years (depends on what happens in 2nd half) of your life ultimately because of it. This was the worst first half start ever though regardless of dead cat or even a full recovery. Totally self inflicted and a pointless waste of human energy for nothing in return. Hopefully the worst is over but probably not because Trump is a totally incompetent faggot coon.IMG_8361.jpeg
 

Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
The market bouncing after trump capitulated on his retarded tariffs isn't winning, it's also only 90 days, nobody knows what this faggot is going to do.

be the "Wise doomer" all you want, this isn't about celebrating anything,
it's calling out retards like yourself + @BakersfieldChimp that are constantly wrong about everything because orange man bad bias.
The tariffs are retarded... just like buying TSLA on April 4th?
like @Saddam Hussein who panic sold his 401k near lows to pay for a wedding because he didn't have 10k liquid. stupid boomer
and you think you can have your cake and eat it too. posts are forever.
joe cumia is smarter than you. you can unclench your teeth now, the beating is done.
just eat your humble pie bitch ^_^

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Steve Ramone

be the "Wise doomer" all you want, this isn't about celebrating anything,
it's calling out retards like yourself + @BakersfieldChimp that are constantly wrong about everything because orange man bad bias.
The tariffs are retarded... just like buying TSLA on April 4th?
like @Saddam Hussein who panic sold his 401k near lows to pay for a wedding because he didn't have 10k liquid. stupid boomer
and you think you can have your cake and eat it too. posts are forever.
joe cumia is smarter than you. you can unclench your teeth now, the beating is done.
just eat your humble pie bitch ^_^

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Lol it's still a shit buy. There's no case for why tsla should trade at it's current p/e anymore, even for the most delusional fanboys. It's trading like a shitcoin. Feel free to yolo into it if you're such a believer, let's see your position.
 
@BakersfieldChimp that are constantly wrong about everything because orange man bad bias.
The tariffs are retarded... just like buying TSLA on April 4th?
What have I been wrong about? I think tesla's not a good long term (10 year investment) but I'm not shorting it or interested enough to make any play at all. Tariffs on the entire world is stupid, yes. That's agreed upon by basically every economist. These are just my opinions and you have yours. Neither is objectively correct.

Imagine loving another man as much as you do Trump. Faggot.
 

Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
What have I been wrong about? I think tesla's not a good long term (10 year investment) but I'm not shorting it or interested enough to make any play at all. Tariffs on the entire world is stupid, yes. That's agreed upon by basically every economist. These are just my opinions and you have yours. Neither is objectively correct.

Imagine loving another man as much as you do Trump. Faggot.

Basically every economist
It’s been said 100 times, you’re a midwit mark that falls for ad vericundiam arguments because your degree from kosher university made you think youre smarter than the average joe, when an actual average joe cumia is outperforming you in the stock market while you jerk off to gdp numbers.
Sorry your life sucks, that’s why you’re visibly miserable in all your posts and hate everything while larping as white, prandesh.
…im tired of winning boss,Dont respond.🫢
 
Basically every economist
It’s been said 100 times, you’re a midwit mark that falls for ad vericundiam arguments because your degree from kosher university made you think youre smarter than the average joe, when an actual average joe cumia is outperforming you in the stock market while you jerk off to gdp numbers.
Sorry your life sucks, that’s why you’re visibly miserable in all your posts and hate everything while larping as white, prandesh.
…im tired of winning boss,Dont respond.🫢
Nigga sucking off an 80 year old faggot. Sad!
 
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