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Economic Situation

Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
Quick!
Everybody get your rudimentary understanding off chatgpt and hot takes off twitter so you can dunk on boomer truckers in this thread:

Here’s mine
So let me get this straight. We keep 10% tariffs on every country. We get to re-negotiate better trade deals with every country. China has been isolated by the rest of the world. And the markets are up in celebration?
Dude. Trump is a genius. Golden age

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Quick!
Everybody get your rudimentary understanding off chatgpt and hot takes off twitter so you can dunk on boomer truckers in this thread:

Here’s mine
So let me get this straight. We keep 10% tariffs on every country. We get to re-negotiate better trade deals with every country. China has been isolated by the rest of the world. And the markets are up in celebration?
Dude. Trump is a genius. Golden age

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He could have done all of that in the first place. We've only gained ~40% of the losses back.

'Trump is a hero for partially solving a problem he alone created!'
 
Quick!
Everybody get your rudimentary understanding off chatgpt and hot takes off twitter so you can dunk on boomer truckers in this thread:

Here’s mine
So let me get this straight. We keep 10% tariffs on every country. We get to re-negotiate better trade deals with every country. China has been isolated by the rest of the world. And the markets are up in celebration?
Dude. Trump is a genius. Golden age

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Yeah the price of everything is super reasonable now. Who knew?
 

Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
He could have done all of that in the first place. We've only gained ~40% of the losses back.

You think vietnam, japan, europe etc wouldve offered zero tarriffs, or anything at all, with just a 10% flat from the start?
Cmon nigga
Nothings lost, hedgefunds got deleveraged, jew faggots like ackman and ken griffin were sweating their swap Spreads, china is in a corner with a trade war escalation they cant win since they import nothing, trump literally gave the billionaire kikes and wallstreet the middle finger, something no president since fdr has done
Just be objective even tho orange man bad
Say THANK YOU

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Yeah the price of everything is super reasonable now. Who knew?
A 20% blip looking back in 2 years while kikes shit their pants. #usainrepair
 
You think vietnam, japan, europe etc wouldve offered zero tarriffs, or anything at all, with just a 10% flat from the start?
Cmon nigga
Nothings lost, hedgefunds got deleveraged, jew faggots like ackman and ken griffin were sweating their swap Spreads, china is in a corner with a trade war escalation they cant win since they import nothing, trump literally gave the billionaire kikes and wallstreet the middle finger, something no president since fdr has done
Just be objective even tho orange man bad
Say THANK YOU
No, you're 100% right. Trump is the hero and a genius. No one in the history of international trade has been able to figure it out besides him.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
Oh I know this one! Now I say "well, actually that's not the president multiple factors hand waving" right?
I get your point but the markets responded to things Trump said and did himself. It wasn’t like Trump didn’t say anything and the markets started falling for abstract reasons. He said he was gonna do something and the markets responded.
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Desserter
Why niggas be investing in volatile bullshit instead of saving up for the tried and true - real estate?

Everyone is a big time wealth manager investor type nowadays I'm so fucking over it.

You're all poor.
Nothing wrong with buying the dip with some pocket change and making a bit of cash when it's beyond obvious it'll bounce back in a matter of months.

Getting swayed by headlines and drama to do anything more than that is retardation, though. Real mark behavior.
 
Nothing wrong with buying the dip with some pocket change and making a bit of cash when it's beyond obvious it'll bounce back in a matter of months.

Getting swayed by headlines and drama to do anything more than that is retardation, though. Real mark behavior.

There’s a fundamental misunderstanding of the stock market, mostly amongst boomers - if you’re putting your money in something which can create you a lot of money quickly then it’s volatile and you can also lose a lot of money quickly.

I have a modest sum invested in an index fund and that’s it. I don’t think you can really make money other than being patient and lucky unless you have insider knowledge.

I don’t believe a single “day trader” is profitable and I don’t use the commission free apps anymore because they are free for a reason (you are the product being sold to Wall Street).
 
There’s a fundamental misunderstanding of the stock market, mostly amongst boomers - if you’re putting your money in something which can create you a lot of money quickly then it’s volatile and you can also lose a lot of money quickly.

I have a modest sum invested in an index fund and that’s it. I don’t think you can really make money other than being patient and lucky unless you have insider knowledge.

I don’t believe a single “day trader” is profitable and I don’t use the commission free apps anymore because they are free for a reason (you are the product being sold to Wall Street).
15% since 2019 :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Brooke Shields

forward all complaints to x.com/hackingbutdeadbeat
I was really hoping for some crazy shit to happen, but it was just the same FUCKING thing again


Trump does something extreme, the same old retards freak the fuck out trying to freak out their lemmings, Trump goes less extreme and gets something he wouldn't have gotten if he'd done it in a pansy way

How do people not get this by now? I guess I'm an idiot for thinking it'd be different but at least I wasn't one of the dopes claiming the sky was falling again
 

Not Child.

Boq Legion does not exist
I was really hoping for some crazy shit to happen, but it was just the same FUCKING thing again


Trump does something extreme, the same old retards freak the fuck out trying to freak out their lemmings, Trump goes less extreme and gets something he wouldn't have gotten if he'd done it in a pansy way

How do people not get this by now? I guess I'm an idiot for thinking it'd be different but at least I wasn't one of the dopes claiming the sky was falling again
Trump is tasked with bringing down Pax-Americana but doing it in a way that "enthralls" Americans into thinking a golden age is emerging. He's a wizard and his career as a public figure culminates with this (or this + his assassination (((on Minecraft etc))), which looks like the likely trajectory for the script they gave this historic persona.

Keep coping.

 
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