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Dovid turning the screws

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There’s something wrong with them, they have to hysterically lie about everything, it’s pathological.

Do you follow handsome truth? The other day he streamed one of his protest events and told some Jewish guy to “beat it” and go away, and he started shrieking like a dramatic Hollywood Madame about how he said he wants him to die. “YOU WANT ME TO DIEEEEE???!” while he refuses to just leave the area.

Dovid is very much like that, everything is a grand conspiracy against him.
No, I don’t hate Jews and watching people like that is bad for your soul. Do not condemn yourself by trying to do what the Lord has already done, my friend. That being said, the reason probably has something to do with killing our savior. Only the crazy ones were left, then they bred and made even more crazy people. For the past 2000 years. I mean, they think they are tricking God for fucks sake.
 

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No, I don’t hate Jews and watching people like that is bad for your soul. Do not condemn yourself by trying to do what the Lord has already done, my friend. That being said, the reason probably has something to do with killing our savior. Only the crazy ones were left, then they bred and made even more crazy people. For the past 2000 years. I mean, they think they are tricking God for fucks sake.
No other religion is dedicated entirely to the finding technicalities so they don't have to follow the rules. Imagine haggling with God
 

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No other religion is dedicated entirely to the finding technicalities so they don't have to follow the rules. Imagine haggling with God
In many ways, it’s admirable. If they weren’t ugly little midgets like Dovid I think they would be idolized. It’s almost like God knew what they would do and made them like that so they weren’t… the Jew wire around Jew York always breaks this niggas ribs though. You don’t think God can see that? And they got the fucking goys to pay for it.
 

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In many ways, it’s admirable. If they weren’t ugly little midgets like Dovid I think they would be idolized. It’s almost like God knew what they would do and made them like that so they weren’t… the Jew wire around Jew York always breaks this niggas ribs though. You don’t think God can see that? And they got the fucking goys to pay for it.
An elevator that stops at every floor.
 

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An elevator that stops at every floor.
Am I not mistaken a Jew made some work around device (and had it approved by a rabbi $$$) so they don’t need to get goys to turn the lights on for them? Once again, rib busting. God can’t see you screwing that on, and he definitely won’t wonder what it is! Like God is overseeing the universe and he looks in, “What are these Jews doing? What is that? These God damned Jews outsmarted me again! Well I guess there’s nothing I can do about it.”
 

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Am I not mistaken a Jew made some work around device (and had it approved by a rabbi $$$) so they don’t need to get goys to turn the lights on for them? Once again, rib busting. God can’t see you screwing that on, and he definitely won’t wonder what it is! Like God is overseeing the universe and he looks in, “What are these Jews doing? What is that? These God damned Jews outsmarted me again! Well I guess there’s nothing I can do about it.”
Giving all your sins to a chicken and then killing it.
"Damn what'd he do to be so good wasn't he fucking a kid on a matress? Oh god damnit he got another chicken!"
 

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Am I not mistaken a Jew made some work around device (and had it approved by a rabbi $$$) so they don’t need to get goys to turn the lights on for them? Once again, rib busting. God can’t see you screwing that on, and he definitely won’t wonder what it is! Like God is overseeing the universe and he looks in, “What are these Jews doing? What is that? These God damned Jews outsmarted me again! Well I guess there’s nothing I can do about it.”
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Giving all your sins to a chicken and then killing it.
"Damn what'd he do to be so good wasn't he fucking a kid on a matress? Oh god damnit he got another chicken!"
“I told them they need to be kosher, why are they drinking Coca-Cola? Wait… son of a bitch they had a Rabbi come in and bless the entire plant! I’m foiled again!”

Jews vs God might be the actual basis of Looney Toons.
 

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The funny thing is Jesus, whom men that look like Dovid murdered for Satan - lets them throw out the old law as long as they remember what’s really important.
Maybe the reason they killed him is because they like to constantly one up God? I wonder what might motivate them to do so
 

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“I told them to relax and reflect on the Sabbath, in order to pay respect to me. How are they still doing things on that day… dangnabit!!! They’re using the white man!!! How are they always one step ahead of me!!!”
Oh and the fact their 3rd temple ritual has rabbis with magnifying glasses to make sure every hair on the cow is red.
"OH NOW YOU FOLLOW THE RULES TO THE LETTER! I AM KILLING ALL OF YOU."
 

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Maybe the reason they killed him is because they like to constantly one up God? I wonder what might motivate them to do so

Pharisees were obsessed with status and control, current day Jews who have long since become accustomed to both seem more focussed on sexual depravity and diddling.
 

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The funny thing is Jesus, whom men that look like Dovid murdered for Satan - lets them throw out the old law as long as they remember what’s really important.
Jesus fulfilled almost every single prophecy of the Old Testament. It is impossible to say that he did or didn’t fulfill all of them because of how ancient and lost the original documents/language was. That being said, the majority confirmed by the New Testament/Roman testimony (by the way, they hated him because he was riling up the Jews) in front of their faces. This is why I said only the crazy ones were left. He was beloved by the Rabbis, then betrayed by the most zealot. How is their Messiah going to fulfill what they believe in now? Who the fuck is riding a donkey into Jerusalem now? Besides a beheaded Palestinian.
 

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Jesus fulfilled almost every single prophecy of the Old Testament. It is impossible to say that he did or didn’t fulfill all of them because of how ancient and lost the original documents/language was. That being said, the majority confirmed by the New Testament/Roman testimony (by the way, they hated him because he was riling up the Jews) in front of their faces. This is why I said only the crazy ones were left. He was beloved by the Rabbis, then betrayed by the most zealot. How is their Messiah going to fulfill what they believe in now? Who the fuck is riding a donkey into Jerusalem now? Besides a beheaded Palestinian.
The funniest thing is they will argue that Jesus isn't the Messiah because he didn't fulfill the following:

"In Judaism, the Messiah is expected to be a descendant of David who will: Gather the Jews back to Israel, Establish an era of peace, Build the Third Temple, and Re-institute the Sanhedrin."

Except the 2nd temple was still standing so clearly they just changed the prophecy after the fact.
 

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The funniest thing is they will argue that Jesus isn't the Messiah because he didn't fulfill the following:

"In Judaism, the Messiah is expected to be a descendant of David who will: Gather the Jews back to Israel, Establish an era of peace, Build the Third Temple, and Re-institute the Sanhedrin."

Except the 2nd temple was still standing so clearly they just changed the prophecy after the fact.
Even with that quote, Jesus fulfilled 2 of them. The Romans burned down the second temple shortly after his death, and he obviously gathered the Jews in Jerusalem. It’s not like the Romans one day just said “You know what? Fuck this second temple. Let’s burn it down!”. It was a direct of result of His actions. So the third temple will be because of Him. I don’t remember the last one. Their problem is, God didn’t give them a direct timeline and then make sure every loophole wasn’t filled when he told them this.
 
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