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Dovid turning the screws

I_amnot_anyone

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I never once thought of myself as a celebrity of any kind. But you do. That's so sweet. Especially since you were trying to trash me, but outed yourself as somebody who thinks of me as a celebrity lol. What's next, you're going to accidentally call me handsome?
Woooooooooow someone doesn’t understand “facetiousness”…. Whooooosh.

Lighten up, bud. These are just jokes
 
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Jewish is not a nationality or ethnicity. I dunno why this is so hard for some of you to digest. A religion is something you practice and an ethnicity is where you're from. Being born in India doesn't make you Hindu and being born in America doesn't make you Christian. If you are born to two doctors, that doesn't make you a doctor. Do I really need to explain this to you?

I understand 100% of this forum are racist European edgelords so none of this matters for you. If you insist I'm Jewish, then you're a black guy. You decide for me, I'll decide for you, Donnie Darkie.
So, you identify as an American Israelite?
 
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Dude all the fans from that era died of diabeetus and suicide. Everyone on here is a tranny youtube listener. Except @DMAN who’s the last holdout of the old fans.
Me too (WYSP afternoons!) but, in all honesty, I never paid attention to Danny. The only thing I remember about him was that at a Nana party, his friend went upstairs, rifled through guest's jackets and stole money.
 

BenDovid

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and stole money.

Not like it matters, but the stolen money was a lie. Police don't give a shit if nothing was stolen. I 100% believe if he found cash he would have stolen it, but there just wasn't any to snatch, and you can't press charges because somebody made your alarm go off.

For the record, I knew this dude from elementary school to high school. While he wasn't exactly a star pupil, I had no reason to believe he would try anything close to what happened. It was highly embarrassing.
 

Gay Faggot.

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I'm a Jew Yorker from America. My parents are Jew Yorker's from America. Four grandparents are Jew Yorkers from America.

I'm a Jew Yorker from America.
Fixed it for you. It shouldn’t be hard to admit your heritage, yet for some reason it is. It always is for Jewish people for some reason. It’s like, they naturally are liars and feel shame or something. You never did wrong in history right? You’re always the victim for no reason, right? You should be proud then, everyone hates you for no reason and you still fight on! Couldn’t possibly be… no I won’t even say it. To accuse shame would be ridiculous!
 

NoBacon

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Fixed it for you. It shouldn’t be hard to admit your heritage, yet for some reason it is. It always is for Jewish people for some reason. It’s like, they naturally are liars and feel shame or something. You never did wrong in history right? You’re always the victim for no reason, right? You should be proud then, everyone hates you for no reason and you still fight on! Couldn’t possibly be… no I won’t even say it. To accuse shame would be ridiculous!


Whenever I log into this forum, day or night, I see Dovid decrying his Jewish heritage. He’s obsessed with it.
 

Gay Faggot.

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Whenever I log into this forum, day or night, I see Dovid decrying his Jewish heritage. He’s obsessed with it.
It makes no sense to me. They control the world. They should be proud. Yet, they try to hide or deny their heritage constantly. I can’t quite put my finger on it but… it’s like they know they’re doing something wrong and don’t want people to notice it’s them… I’m just a Nazi who doesn’t believe in having a government on a Nazi forum though so what do I know? Last thing we want is for 6 billion Jews to die in one year, I know that.
 

NoBacon

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It makes no sense to me. They control the world. They should be proud. Yet, they try to hide or deny their heritage constantly. I can’t quite put my finger on it but… it’s like they know they’re doing something wrong and don’t want people to notice it’s them… I’m just a Nazi who doesn’t believe in having a government on a Nazi forum though so what do I know? Last thing we want is for 6 billion Jews to die in one year, I know that.

There’s something wrong with them, they have to hysterically lie about everything, it’s pathological.

Do you follow handsome truth? The other day he streamed one of his protest events and told some Jewish guy to “beat it” and go away, and he started shrieking like a dramatic Hollywood Madame about how he said he wants him to die. “YOU WANT ME TO DIEEEEE???!” while he refuses to just leave the area.

Dovid is very much like that, everything is a grand conspiracy against him.
 

BUBBLER

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There’s something wrong with them, they have to hysterically lie about everything, it’s pathological.

Do you follow handsome truth? The other day he streamed one of his protest events and told some Jewish guy to “beat it” and go away, and he started shrieking like a dramatic Hollywood Madame about how he said he wants him to die. “YOU WANT ME TO DIEEEEE???!” while he refuses to just leave the area.

Dovid is very much like that, everything is a grand conspiracy against him.
Jews invented gaslighting (even before 1939) and they learn it from their mothers
 
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