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I’d lick her butt but admittedly my face is much prettier than hers.Cute face and not fat but still terrible body. I feel bad for her and the dude who has to pretend she looks good in these outfits.
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I’d lick her butt but admittedly my face is much prettier than hers.Cute face and not fat but still terrible body. I feel bad for her and the dude who has to pretend she looks good in these outfits.
Fawk yeah. If she just had a bit more of an ass she would look hot as fuck in that lingerie
The curse of the mid west.Cute face and not fat but still terrible body. I feel bad for her and the dude who has to pretend she looks good in these outfits.
I'm sorry, who are you?As everyone knows by now, I trend towards the higher end, age wise, of the O&A demographic. So the women i know would be posting on the AARP version of OnlyFans.
Anyway, back in the early days of the interwebs , yahoo used to have a ton of groups where people could post photos. Kind of like all the reddit groups today, only before reddit existed. One day, a girl I knew from college, who I stayed in touch with, casually mentioned she posted naked pictures of herself in a yahoo group, and wanted my feedback. I had to go through this process of joining the group, telling them one of the 'models' referred me, get approved etc.
It was shocking how many women were putting their photos out there. As for my friend, after the third or fourth photo, I almost instantly regretted not having sex with her in college when I had the chance. She, along with the other 'models' in the group, would upload a new set of pics once a month or so with a specific theme for the month. At some point my friend also got into writing erotica that she asked me to review.
Then one day in her mid 30s it all just stopped and everything - photos and stories - was deleted. The way she explained it was she turned 36 and suddenly realized she actually had some self esteem.
I had this same exact shit happen to me too, caught a girl I was fucking selling her panties on craigslist using photos she sent me previouslyI was once browsing the local escort ads when I saw a girl I was banging on the reg until she got sick of me. Furthers my theory that women have dog brains.
Oh lawd; my ribsZac Amico has some hilarious Ron Jeremy stories. He was slipping mentally for a while and he’d randomly jab his fingers in broads during photos. He had a handler and once from across the room yelled, “NO RONNYYY NOOO!”
He was doing standup for a while which is why he was with Amico by the way.Oh lawd; my ribs
Aww fuck im so curious who the skank was. That stories hilarious, man. Thats a king move right there. Wish I coulda witnessed that shit.Oh I forgot. A kid I was friends with older cousin did porn. She Did a couple of brazzers scenes. She was going out with a black kid I played football with in high school. A couple years after HS we went on a vacation with like 20 of us and she was there. I was really drunk and kept calling her by her porn name and wouldn’t stop. She got annoyed and like attacked me but I kept doing it and laughing. She told her boyfriend to beat me up but I’d known him 20 years and he said no and she got all pouty. I’d say who it was but it might kinda dox me so idk.
Sounds like a monumental faggot. Was be BROOODING?I just told him, “bro we were in middle school and never even kissed.” Then he was cool with me
She was pretty wasted and like making a joke to me. I think she was just annoying him in general that day. He was a really cool guy and I didn’t want to upset him so I set the record straight immediately. Let’s say you were with your fawkin chick, she’s very excited to see another guy, gives him a big hug, and then tells you that she used to date him. I’d be annoyed too before my clarification.Sounds like a monumental faggot. Was be BROOODING?
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