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Does anyone know someone who did porn or has an OnlyFans?

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Link it, and is she single? Put in a good work for me, we can hang out and do OnA references the whole time.
She's one of those chameleon skanks that dont really have a personality of their own, but will mold themself into whichever partner theyre with currently. You could turn her into a talk-radio bitch in .2 seconds. The catch? 3 kids and she's a stupid whore.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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She's one of those chameleon skanks that dont really have a personality of their own, but will mold themself into whichever partner theyre with currently. You could turn her into a talk-radio bitch in .2 seconds. The catch? 3 kids and she's a stupid whore.
Kurt Metzger called that being a dick puppet.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Its surprising how many hot sluts use that website to fish for paypigs. Beta males need to stop existing.
I ran into a chick I went to HS with at a bar she used to work at (I used to go there like 3 times per week) and she was with her boyfriend. She brought up how funny it was that we used to date and he seemed upset. I just told him, “bro we were in middle school and never even kissed.” Then he was cool with me but she was trashed and kept bringing up how much money she could make on OnlyFans. He was clearly angry but yeah, she’s sexy as fuck. A while before that I asked her to go to a wedding with me once and she politely declined. Very nice lady. I’d absolutely make an OnlyFans account if she had one.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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I have two exes who got into porn. One did it when she was 17. The videos are still out there on major porn sites. She owns a successful yoga studio now and is still hot as fuck. The other one is still doing it and gets progressively fatter every year. I'm not linking either one.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I ran into a chick I went to HS with at a bar she used to work at (I used to go there like 3 times per week) and she was with her boyfriend. She brought up how funny it was that we used to date and he seemed upset. I just told him, “bro we were in middle school and never even kissed.” Then he was cool with me but she was trashed and kept bringing up how much money she could make on OnlyFans. He was clearly angry but yeah, she’s sexy as fuck. A while before that I asked her to go to a wedding with me once and she politely declined. Very nice lady. I’d absolutely make an OnlyFans account if she had one.
Some women we know in our personal lives, we'd do anything to catch a glimpse. I get that.
 

quark

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Another girl from our class went on to do one of those amateur casting videos completely frozen and awkward and got fucked by a pervert with a gut in what may be the worst porn ever. I have long since lost the sauce or I would share for the laughs
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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The gals I've dated are too fancy and well-off to be doing porn. I have found porn dopplegangers for some of them though, but jerking off to them just makes me sad.
Oh yeah, I definitely crank it to a few videos that look like some of my exes. There’s an exploited college girls whoooure that looks like my insane ex. It’s on Pornhub but I can’t remember the name. Have the full video saved on my laptop though. 😎
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I have two exes who got into porn. One did it when she was 17. The videos are still out there on major porn sites. She owns a successful yoga studio now and is still hot as fuck. The other one is still doing it and gets progressively fatter every year. I'm not linking either one.
Im just curious, whats it feel like seeing your ex doing that kind of stuff like a big ol whore? Shudder a little? Bullet dodge feeling of relief? A lot of these broads bought into the neo-feminist outlook towards porn and it couldnt be better if you're a fuckboy loser right now. Whores everywhere. I cant sit down and think about it for long without getting real pissed off at the current state of society. I get the incel rage, its not totally unwarranted.
 
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Co-worker. A cute one, too. She had since shut it down when she told me but did send me a video of her getting herself off with this vibrator in the shape of a flower that "nibbled" on her clit as this thumb-shaped thing pulsated inside her.

Shit was great, and I commended her for a job well done.
 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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Oh yeah, I definitely crank it to a few videos that look like some of my exes. There’s an exploited college girls whoooure that looks like my insane ex. It’s on Pornhub but I can’t remember the name. Have the full video saved on my laptop though. 😎

My closest one is from this "border jumpers" video. "Border patrol" finds hispanics trying to cross the border, and has sex with them.

My ex has this goofy smile and I've never seen anyone else smile like her except this one border jumping porn slut.
 
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