Yes, that's explicitly why he married zir to begin with.
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Do you think Jimmy ever has moments of clarity?
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Why be in denial all this time though? Is he still hung up on not admitting it because he heard it hurts your career (lol)? Like anyone cares if some fat porcupine-haired zilch who openly admits to eating tranny shit admits he's gay too, even back in 2000.
when Jimmy smells the viking's booze breath as he gets pounded in the ass - he realizes he's married to his molester
It should have been before when she gave him nick name "splits"
No. Jimmy is a good example of someone who lacks sentience. He's just not there. He has no inner voice, no inner life, certainly no introspection. Have you noticed that he's never really anxious about anything? This isn't because he's calm, cool, and collected; anxiety occurs naturally in any conscious human. But Jimmy isn't conscious.
Even Anthony is sentient (which doesn't stop him from being a miserable, degenerate asshole). Imagine being a lower lifeform than Anthony.
Even Anthony is sentient (which doesn't stop him from being a miserable, degenerate asshole). Imagine being a lower lifeform than Anthony.
Probably. Most comics are self-aware and miserable, it’s part of why they’re successful.
Since Jim is neither a “comic” nor successful, he still has to rely on little quirks to make him feel different and superior (If you have to tell Colin Quinn, verbatim, that “I have little quirks!”, you’re a WRITHING faggot)
However, since this is merely an attempt to be different and unique, and since he has no redeeming quality in the profession he’s dedicated his life to, he likely has the occasional 40-yard stare when he’s looking up at his bedroom ceiling covered in cum, piss, and shit (Which he’ll profess he LOVES).
Jim is where he is because he is terrible at what he does. Any comic who was halfway decent at their job would not have squandered the promotion that a national radio show gave them, promotion that is the whole reason Jim has the modicum of success that he has now. Considering he hasn’t filled seats to the degree he did in the late 2000s and early 2010s, I think he knows this as well.
Put both of these things together and you have Jim Norton’s daily mental anguish.
Oh, and he drinks piss.
Since Jim is neither a “comic” nor successful, he still has to rely on little quirks to make him feel different and superior (If you have to tell Colin Quinn, verbatim, that “I have little quirks!”, you’re a WRITHING faggot)
However, since this is merely an attempt to be different and unique, and since he has no redeeming quality in the profession he’s dedicated his life to, he likely has the occasional 40-yard stare when he’s looking up at his bedroom ceiling covered in cum, piss, and shit (Which he’ll profess he LOVES).
Jim is where he is because he is terrible at what he does. Any comic who was halfway decent at their job would not have squandered the promotion that a national radio show gave them, promotion that is the whole reason Jim has the modicum of success that he has now. Considering he hasn’t filled seats to the degree he did in the late 2000s and early 2010s, I think he knows this as well.
Put both of these things together and you have Jim Norton’s daily mental anguish.
Oh, and he drinks piss.
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Not The DMAN defending Stupid norton, but that was just him being cute trying to defend himself from Colin pointing out that he tries to have "little quirks."
I can recall two times - when he was trying to get a photo of him and Jennifer Lopez signed, and when Brock Lesnar was about to come in the studio. He seemingly only wakes up for his retarded celebrity worship, he's otherwise offline and dissociated.
He has pretty good sentience for an amoeba.
He has clarity in his rectum when Alan cleans it out with his massive cock
Clears it and fills it.
It's a tough one, man [talking to his wife]
I’d tell you if I thought you were a guy, genuinely.