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Do you think Jimmy ever has moments of clarity?

Dummy Gaynuts

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Like he'll sometimes notice his "wife's" massive frame or smell his/her man shits in the bathroom or that fake airhead voice will sometimes falter and Thor will sound like venom for a second and Jimmy thinks "fuck, I'm actually a little faggot who married a man".
It probably feeds directly into the hellish gay sex fantasy he's living out
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Like he'll sometimes notice his "wife's" massive frame or smell his/her man shits in the bathroom or that fake airhead voice will sometimes falter and Thor will sound like venom for a second and Jimmy thinks "fuck, I'm actually a little faggot who married a man".
Jimmy is in denial, he's finally admitted he's not straight. His own "wife" calls him gay
 

Turry

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Like he'll sometimes notice his "wife's" massive frame or smell his/her man shits in the bathroom or that fake airhead voice will sometimes falter and Thor will sound like venom for a second and Jimmy thinks "fuck, I'm actually a little faggot who married a man".
That's when he nuts extra hard
 
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It probably feeds directly into the hellish gay sex fantasy he's living out
This is definitely the case. Everyone knowing he's a depraved sex toilet is a big part of the thrill for him. He's spent his entire life trying to recapture the secret, forbidden thrill he felt upon being molested as a boy, and it drives everything he thinks, says, and does.
 
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