sigh, i might have it beat, but here it goes.... I started getting into some weird gooner type shit with other guys and girls, where we'd jack off and dirty talk, keep each other edging and edging. Well, some of them started worshipping Satan while we did it, and they got me to start doing it, and I swear as crazy as it sounds, "Sex Magic" is real!!! Like you can feel yourself getting possessed, and then it's like our minds melded together and you start seeing crazy symbolism everywhere... After the first time i let go and did it, I had a weird dream about my cats and a snake, at first there was a little kitten with the snake in it's mouth, and the snake got away from it and crawled under my TV, and for some reason i grabbed my girl cat, Lil Girl (i'm great with names huh?) and told her to get the snake. But then there was a flash and i saw the snake wrapped around her, and she was passing out. I grabbed something like an ice pick and started trying to chip away at the snake and save her, then the dream ended... I stopped with that gooning shit for awhile but got back into it recently, and then one of my cats went missing.... So this morning I was asking the kind old lady who feeds them sometimes if she happened to see it, she didn't, and during the convo she blurted out "Those Satanists will sacrifice cats, even if it's not a black one." I was obviously like "WTF???"... Here's the kicker, i saw a little white Dan looking dude with a red beard walking down the street a few days ago, he had on all black metal clothing and he had cat treats in his hand, when he saw me he gave a kinda "Meh." look and hid them....
There, shit all over me if you want, but I had to express this to someone, no i'm not on drugs, just the normal weed... I know it sounds insane, but...idk....