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Do you guys believe in the Occult, or Satanism?

Prison Enjoyer

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Somaliland is basically:

1880s the British needed security so their ships can travel between India and Suez via the Gulf of Aden/Red Sea.

Ships kept getting attacked by pirates. (Sound familiar?)

So British signed protection treaties with three Isaaq elders + 1 Warsangeli + 1 Dhulbahanta + 1 Gadabursi. "Dont attack our ships, and we will protect you from your enemies, the Ethiopians etc, we will maintain law and order)

Then in 1899 this schizo guy who was Dhulbahanta went to Mecca and got radicalized, and also influenced by the Mahdists in Sudan started a rebellion called the Dervish movement. He tore up the agreements the Dhulbahanta had with the British and declared Jihad. (But really wanted to punish Isaaqs for working with the British...) so the British formed the "Somaliland Camel Corps" full of Isaaqs and we destroyed him.


We are the most civilized Somalis, also the first to contact the outside world...and my subclan has Arab links on top of that.
You romanticizing the past doesn’t excuse the present failures of the present, with your so-called country fracturing and not even controlling more than a third of its own claimed land. Reunification is already happening, region by region.

You avoiding discussing present Somaliland and instead rambling about what was happing in 1810 is literally “we wuz kangz” shit that proves you really are African.
 

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You romanticizing the past doesn’t excuse the present failures of the present, with your so-called country fracturing and not even controlling more than a third of its own claimed land. Reunification is already happening, region by region.

You avoiding discussing present Somaliland and instead rambling about what was happing in 1810 is literally “we wuz kangz” shit that proves you really are African.
Present day Somaliland = you can travel there (not if I had my way)
Present day, rest of Somalia = you would not be safe. (Please go there)
 

Prison Enjoyer

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Incapable of expanding to the east whatsoever, completely cucked and having retreated due to being outclassed more than a year ago. The fetterster Somaliland army got felted big time. Losers. Enjoy losing even more territory of your so-called county
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DISPUTED area =/= under their control. That triangle is just where they live.

they have nothing. It will be a massacre, I kinda root for them, they are the David my ppl are the Goliath in this situation

When Somaliland gets recognition they will be cleansed and that area will be filled with Isaaqs, and they will relocate to Bosaso etc. (I dont wish this to happen btw).

They didn't even participate in the Isaaq genocide, but they are related to the perps and because of that will get whats coming. (I even have one trolling me on YT). Any time you see a Somali have the name "Khatuumo" or "SSC" or "Puntland" or anything like that, they hate us.
 

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This is the real "Somaliland" aka Isaaq land...the borders is just what the British demarcated btw. The true holy land is this:

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We dont live in the "disputed area" but we colonized it hehe. Anytime some Dhulbahanta with charisma or leadership rises up, we assassinate him and we put an Ekpepbe in his place, lmao. Dat oppression.
 

J.B. Mauney

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This is the real "Somaliland" aka Isaaq land...the borders is just what the British demarcated btw. The true holy land is this:

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We dont live in the "disputed area" but we colonized it hehe.

You're a confused Canadian faggot.

Somali forums don't want you.
Apricity banned you
We made you a lolcow.

Everywhere you go on earth or the internet you are mocked.
 

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Soon we will have Ethiopians in our coast working for us, and we will sic them on the other Somalis. Ilhan Omar is seething, hope you guys kick her out of congress/deport her. We will even work with Zionists, we dgaf! Our hate/ambition is real

 

J.B. Mauney

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Soon we will have Ethiopians in our coast working for us, and we will sic them on the other Somalis. Ilhan Omar is seething, hope you guys kick her out of congress/deport her. We will even work with Zionists, we dgaf! Our hate/ambition is real


You're a confused Canadian autistic without real life friends. You hate yourself and wish you were white. You have no ambition and only post stream content once a month. You're a lazy faggot who works for his parents and grooms children
 

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Anyway, this has been one of the few times an amoeba/sasster actually impressed me. @Prison Enjoyer there's something "quaint" about learning Somali dynamics in order to "own" me, but if you're gonna root for any Somalis, root for us, we're the most reasonable/civil.

You're a pedophile and I will continue destroying your online reputation
 

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I think you want to normalize it by cheapening the label tbh.

I think you want to normalize it with your fanfiction about your Prophet and his underaged wives who were just pretending to be underage for the bit.

Nice overbite and lisp. Your entire skull and vocal system is a mutated misshapen mess.
 

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I think you want to normalize it with your fanfiction about your Prophet and his underaged wives who were just pretending to be underage for the bit.

Nice overbite and lisp. Your entire skull and vocal system is a mutated misshapen mess.
idk about that, I look like a chiseled/aquiline Kevin Garnet when I shave my head. I have beautiful bone structure, lol
 

J.B. Mauney

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idk about that, I look like a chiseled/aquiline Kevin Garnet when I shave my head. I have beautiful bone structure, lol

So you're unaware of your lisp, caused by your abnormally large horse teeth and grotesque underbite? Your boney nose is misshapen and fit for a cave nigger. You keep saying you have western features but you're visibly an inbred east African troglodyte. Comparing yourself to Kevin Garnett is not doing you any favors. He's ugly too.

Tell some more stories about the times your mother said you were handsome, you socially maladjusted faggot.

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