My brothers will not have died in vain!I’m a Baal guy sport
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My brothers will not have died in vain!I’m a Baal guy sport
I prefer to say it like he’s a sheepy instead of that bail nonsenseMy brothers will not have died in vain!
I just meant you as a human aren't going to create a manatee by fucking beavers or muskrats. You're just going to rip their animal vaginas openProbably from hippo ancestors which goes back to smaller mammals. Unless you believe in magic, of course.
I'm dumb for believing we didn't used to be fish?Anyone who legit doesn't believe in evolution is the same level of dumb as a flat earther.
I don't believe anything that can't be either empirically or philosophically justified. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I've flown around the world and I could do it again. I've never seen or heard of one species becoming another and falling back on "well it just takes so much time" flies in the face of the Cambrian explosion.Anyone who legit doesn't believe in evolution is the same level of dumb as a flat earther.
Hubris. Humans are just other animals. We aren't some splinter of divinity, we're a marginally smarter mostly hairless ape.I'm dumb for believing we didn't used to be fish?
But you believe your ancestors were fish?Hubris. Humans are just other animals. We aren't some splinter of divinity, we're a marginally smarter mostly hairless ape.
Adapting mutations are prevalent in lifeforms with short lifespans.I don't believe anything that can't be either empirically or philosophically justified. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I've flown around the world and I could do it again. I've never seen or heard of one species becoming another and falling back on "well it just takes so much time" flies in the face of the Cambrian explosion.
Where do you think humans came from?But you believe your ancestors were fish?
They were created from God.Where do you think humans came from?
prove itAdapting mutations are prevalent in lifeforms with short lifespans.
Matthew 19:4 Jesus makes a reference to Adam and Eve in the old testament.Ballsier question:
-Do you believe Adam and Eve were real?
God meticulously designed Earth as a habitat tailored for humanity, preparing it with the necessary conditions for life before planting us here as its intended stewards. The people at the top know this. (Elite are religious and have access to knowledge they keep from the plebs, including "scientists" lol...and they also mislead the plebs with BS like evolution. For all we know Darwin himself probably didn't believe in that shit, just wanted to fuck with the dummies).Matthew 19:4 Jesus makes a reference to Adam and Eve in the old testament.
"And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female"
He did not make them at the beginning as a single celled FAGGOT organism.
God meticulously designed Earth as a habitat tailored for humanity, preparing it with the necessary conditions for life before planting us here as its intended stewards. The people at the top know this. (Elite are religious and have access to knowledge they keep from the plebs, including "scientists" lol...and they also mislead the plebs with BS like evolution. For all we know Darwin himself probably didn't believe in that shit, just wanted to fuck with the dummies).
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