Divorce

[Slackjawed Cow]

So he got joint custody, but according to the late PCJ: He never acted upon it.

Also: Nice signature, faggot.

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Even his sig is over-dramatic. Stop trying to be fancy at the end by whipping the pen around.

 

[SFWA liaison]

there's no way his contract can be cancelled if he pays child support, right? why would the employer give a shit where the money goes?

the question is, did Pat TELL HER THIS to dodge paying and she believed it in good faith?

the court gave the unborn baby an attorney (Guardian ad Litem) to represent her rights and they allow this bs?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

So he got joint custody, but according to the late PCJ: He never acted upon it.

Also: Nice signature, faggot.

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You never heard to always "dot your eyes, and cross your Ls?"

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

The nerve of this fat pig to try and make a name for himself with all of these skeletons in his closet

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

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there's no way his contract can be cancelled if he pays child support, right? why would the employer give a shit where the money goes?

the question is, did Pat TELL HER THIS to dodge paying and she believed it in good faith?

the court gave the unborn baby an attorney (Guardian ad Litem) to represent her rights and they allow this bs?

He's misrepresenting the truth. When you apply for or renew Insurance Agent licenses for any State, the DOI verifies that you aren't being a deadbeat and are paying your child support payments. If you are being a deadbeat and not paying your child support, they will not issue or renew your license.

Patrick is saying "If I get ordered to pay child support and I don't pay it, I'll lose my licenses and then my job will fire me".

 

[SFWA liaison]

The position of "Senior Managing Agent" does not exist at United Healthcare btw

even the insurance salesman gig is a LARP

He's misrepresenting the truth. When you apply for or renew Insurance Agent licenses for any State, the DOI verifies that you aren't being a deadbeat and are paying your child support payments. If you are being a deadbeat and not paying your child support, they will not issue or renew your license.

Patrick is saying "If I get ordered to pay child support and I don't pay it, I'll lose my licenses and then my job will fire me".

oh shit you're right! read like that, the paragraph makes total sense hahahaha she was literally giving him every leeway she could to do whatever he wanted and Pat will still pretend she was unreasonable.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

You know who doesn't give a flying fuck if you have child support? Target.

 

[NigelCumia]

Poor Ade thought she was getting a man and ended up married to a little girl with a dysfunctional cunt.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Most salesmen Ive met are either financing a drug habit or child support or both

Pretty much everyone I knew in sales were married multiple times, on some drugs, alcoholics that would drink at work, buy hookers often, have a gambling problem (one I remember would blow so much on scratch offs which was all kinds of sad) and owe child support. The only thing that comes to mind of being fired for a divorce was on the Simpsons when Milhouse’s dad got fired from the cracker factory because they were a family brand.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Oh fuck me man. This is what you get for not feeding the trolls, fat man.

 

[NoBacon]

What a selfish pig. The least he could have done was step up and arrange to pay something each month but oh no; he had his special boy insurance license to protect, not his own baby child (who he threatened to murder anyway). Holy fucking Christ, I hate him.

I agree but I’m shocked he can even afford to support himself, let alone anyone else.

He makes minimum wage lmao

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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This should be posted on any of his arrogant tweets

 

[NoBacon]

Pretty much everyone I knew in sales were married multiple times, on some drugs, alcoholics that would drink at work, buy hookers often, have a gambling problem (one I remember would blow so much on scratch offs which was all kinds of sad) and owe child support. The only thing that comes to mind of being fired for a divorce was on the Simpsons when Milhouse’s dad got fired from the cracker factory because they were a family brand.

I don’t recall saying good luck

 

[guest]

don't mention taxes or any agencies that are involved with that or i'll lock this thread, flush my xm down the toilet and fuck my mother

Prove you're a real incel cunt by moving to an impoverished Eastern European shithole and not getting laid or I don't believe you.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Prove you're a real incel cunt by moving to an impoverished Eastern European shithole and not getting laid or I don't believe you.

What's wrong with south central Albania?

 

[guest]

The position of "Senior Managing Agent" does not exist at United Healthcare btw

even the insurance salesman gig is a LARP


oh shit you're right! read like that, the paragraph makes total sense hahahaha she was literally giving him every leeway she could to do whatever he wanted and Pat will still pretend she was unreasonable.

1. He doesn’t and never worked for United healthcare, he just sells their stuff as an independent agent.

2. I’m with Paul here, after he got convicted of threatening to kill her, Ade probably told him just sign this paper saying you give up your rights to the kid and I won’t ask for any money or anything else from you. Otherwise we’re going to court and all this comes out and you’re fucked. I’d like to think Jon delivered this message.

3. These low rent rubes had 4 cars, 3 of them mustangs, despite making less than $70k between them.

4. Rick grossed $3100 a month in his 30s. That’s $37k before taxes. Humiliating. Obviously the numbers he scratched out and changed are horseshit but they still aren’t good. Probably that $6k was his best ever month in his life. Even in his lie he’d still only make $72k. Loser.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

1. He doesn’t and never worked for United healthcare, he just sells their stuff as an independent agent.

2. I’m with Paul here, after he got convicted of threatening to kill her, Ade probably told him just sign this paper saying you give up your rights to the kid and I won’t ask for any money or anything else from you. Otherwise we’re going to court and all this comes out and you’re fucked. I’d like to think Jon delivered this message.

3. These low rent rubes had 4 cars, 3 of them mustangs, despite making less than $70k between them.

4. Rick grossed $3100 a month in his 30s. That’s $37k before taxes. Humiliating. Obviously the numbers he scratched out and changed are horseshit but they still aren’t good. Probably that $6k was his best ever month in his life. Even in his lie he’d still only make $72k. Loser.

All three of those Mustangs were so old, if they were kids, Paul Weimer wouldn't get a chubby over them.

 

[guest]

All three of those Mustangs were so old, if they were kids, Paul Weimer wouldn't get a chubby over them.

He’s been parking Susan out in the snow for over a decade and still acts like it’s a good car that’s worth more than scrap.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

What's wrong with south central Albania?

They are Gypsies with pink eyes

 

[guest]

What's wrong with south central Albania?

It beats Greenville in Jersey City or Springfield-Belmont in Newark I guess.