Died today in a bike accident

[FurBurger]

Well I'm sure Pat will be commenting on his funeral page

Hopefully not with a comment about how he forgot to follow him on Twitter, but if you'd like similar thoughtful, incisive takes to fill the void try @stealthygeek?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I can only hope and pray that Pat follows by example

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Honoring a man's life by complimenting him on how many likes and retweets he got. Absolute brain disease.

"There is no need for us To dwell on his shorTcomings, such as being a loving and aTTenTive father."

 

[guest]

I like that pat didnt even follow him but wants some of the pity points after he is dead.

And he's a fucking liar too. He knows exactly who he's following because he has to keep that stupid follower/following ratio at a specific point. Like anyone except complete imbeciles give a shit if your ratio is 10:1 or 9:1. We all see him follow and unfollow people all the time. He knew damn well he wasn't following him but he's bleeding followers so he's pulling out all the stops.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It happened, huh

 

[captainjapan]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

And he's a fucking liar too. He knows exactly who he's following because he has to keep that stupid follower/following ratio at a specific point. Like anyone except complete imbeciles give a shit if your ratio is 10:1 or 9:1. We all see him follow and unfollow people all the time. He knew damn well he wasn't following him but he's bleeding followers so he's pulling out all the stops.

Pat wrote those 2 tweets 6 hours ago just to get the retweets and never mentioned it again. He is such an insincere cunt. Very transparent.

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

You know this already. He… he put himself in front of a train okay?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

This is Montclair, which is the same uppity New York area suburb where Stephen Colbert lives. Biking is a form of virtue signaling for these people and also an opportunity to show off how much money they have by decking themselves out in the most expensive cyclist gear; carbon fiber bike, full body suit, shoes that clip on to the peddles, glasses that have a tiny rearview mirror sticking out the side.

And where Christina Ricci grew up.

 

[Brooke Shields]

"accident" we're onto you pigger



how far will he go for twitter clout

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I have an erection.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Like most cyclists, he probably expected the train to yield to him. Get fucked, faggot.

 

[EraGodless]

Killed by train.

 

[EraGodless]

"Crushing news"?? Soledad coming in strong with the gallows humor:

As long as the truth was liberal and made a hard left.

 

[cliveowen]

I don't like speaking ill of the dead, but I just spent a few minutes looking at his Twitter and holy moly this guy was a faggot.

A slightly more successful east coast version of Pat.

I hope the train is ok.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

What 57-year-old-man is out biking on train tracks after 9pm?

A 57-year-old man who molests kids. Black kids.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I'd enjoy a video of a disinterested Amtrak employee smoking a cigarette while hosing the blood splatter off the side.

 

[alkiefuck2]