Died today in a bike accident

[NoBacon]

How the fuck do you die to a train on a bike? That’s so ridiculous.

 

[guest]

That makes sense. I had assumed he meant a motorbike. Getting hit by a train on a push bike is even funnier.

Agreed. I hope that’s what happened

 

[guest]

Nice driving a bike to work like a fucking Chinaman in gray pajamas, stupid.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

How the fuck do you die to a train on a bike? That’s so ridiculous.

Would you even call it Weird News?

 

[RobertMewler]

"Crushing news"?? Soledad coming in strong with the gallows humor:

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I bet he was firing off a super important tweet when he got smushed.

 

[BudDickman]

Nice driving a bike to work like a fucking Chinaman in gray pajamas, stupid.

This is Montclair, which is the same uppity New York area suburb where Stephen Colbert lives. Biking is a form of virtue signaling for these people and also an opportunity to show off how much money they have by decking themselves out in the most expensive cyclist gear; carbon fiber bike, full body suit, shoes that clip on to the peddles, glasses that have a tiny rearview mirror sticking out the side.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I hope he used to say dumb shit like "I bike so that I will live longer"

 

[Jenna]

A release from NJ Transit on Tuesday reported that a train on the Montclair Boonton Line struck and killed an adult male on a bicycle Monday evening "prior to" the Watchung Avenue station between its 8:59 departure from Hoboken and its scheduled arrival in Hackettstown at 11:07 p.m.

What 57-year-old-man is out biking on train tracks after 9pm?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Who looks like a slab of beef that went through the slicer at an Arby's, is it Trump?

 

[FurBurger]

Killed by train.

 

[Stent]

I'd enjoy a video of a disinterested Amtrak employee smoking a cigarette while hosing the blood splatter off the side.

 

[guest]

How the fuck do you die to a train on a bike? That’s so ridiculous.

He was probably tweeting

guess i forgot to let the train pass

 

[Mike Glyer]

too bad it wasn't pat

Death threat.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Now if the rest of Media Matters would join in a biking vigil down the train tracks wed be better off. I remember listening that lispy faggot once. Wife won't be pegging him no more.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

What 57-year-old-man is out biking on train tracks after 9pm?

Probably cruising for vagrant cock on his way home and got his head caved in by some nigger. RIP.

 

[guest]

Well I'm sure Pat will be commenting on his funeral page

 

[Clint Ruin]

Well I'm sure Pat will be commenting on his funeral page

I wonder if he was close to Gregg Hughes

 

[Stent]

Nigel Igger will leave his kind sentiments.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

How the fuck do you die to a train on a bike? That’s so ridiculous.

However it is, deserved it for riding a bike