Did Rick get a job as a bouncer??

[NoBacon]

I went to a concert last weekend and it required proof of vax. Im vaccinated so I don't care but they didn't check and didn't care to a man. As per usual Pat is oblivious an embarrassment to the real world. There needs to be a term for trading stupidity for internet points...something like rickism

I went to one and I showed the picture I took of a QR code from a chocolate bar and was let in. I’m not getting the vax and most places don’t bother checking.

I’m a healthy 30 something year old who goes to the gym and has had covid before, want to take a jab that can give you heart disease and doesn’t give you any benefit and doesn’t work? Nah. Hard pass from me.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Flat out ask him what his role was in checking Id's and vax cards.

Of course he never left his couch tonight and this is all bullshit, but for shits and giggles.

He asked for paperwork, like a literal Nazi in Germany from 1933-1945 would. That means Pat is not only a literal Nazi but possibly in the Gestapo. GeT ready for your shower, child.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

it's not hard

he's used to saying that.

Also, he's gotta start making court payments soon. He's been moan-tweeting about jobs for a while now, so he knew the moment was coming where he's returned to his rightful stature in society: pleb.

I wonder if they give blue checkmarks to 'door ushers'

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Of course pat would pick a job that he can gatekeep. Pat loves being in a position to tell people what to do. Even if its as small as telling people they cant see a movie because they didnt get a shot. All while he was super spreading before the shot existed.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Or is he full of shit like usual? Come for the self-aggrandizing bullshit and stay for the patronizing bit where Pat deigns to "reward" a woman who couldn't find a copy of her vax card with a drink for her "good behavior" after she didn't cause a scene.

Can you imagine how fucking smug and douchey he would have been if this were true? Pat getting to lord some tiny authority over 150 people over them proving their vax status is his wet dream.

Did he just admit to using a date rape drug and leaving her body behind a dumpster? Literally shaking RN.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Maybe ask to see his name tag?

I hope it was like that scene in The Wrestler and Fats manager gives him a name tag with "Rick" written on it and when he says his names not Rick the manager tells him it said Rick on his application and he can go fuck himself if he doesn't like it.

The other movie this reminded me of was Observe and Report, an underrated Seth Rogen movie from like 09. It was a very mean very bleak black comedy about a mentally ill faggot mall security guard on a power trip (Rogen) who reminded me a lot of Fat.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Fat's lies are always so pathetically childlike. So you were at work checking vax passports and then just 50 minutes later you were in another bar (because Milwaukee is a small city) and you just so happened to meet the woman you turned away and got to be the hero by buying her a drink?

 

[Raymond]

Not to get political but doesn't that kind of clash with his stance on mandatory voter ID?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Not to get political but doesn't that kind of clash with his stance on mandatory voter ID?

Entirely different, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

Verifying your identity to vote in an election and grabbing a beer with your friends are entirely different.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Not to get political but doesn't that kind of clash with his stance on mandatory voter ID?

Are you saying Rick's political ideology has some minor inconsistencies?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He's an usher for Milwaukee Muslim Film Festival.

View attachment 10514

In case one beheading isn't enough.

 

[FurBurger]

In case one beheading isn't enough.

Surely a head that size counts for two?

 

[wbgreen]

Assumption: he's seeking jobs that pay under the table in an foolish attempt to outsmart the collections and/or bankruptcy court. Fat chance, fat Pat!

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

So this fat idiot spent 2 hours tearing tickets and then went straight to the bar to "unwind" like he just did a 12 hour shift on a construction site. He probably ordered a beer and then told the bartender what a long hard day of work he just had.

 

[guest]

Not to get political but doesn't that kind of clash with his stance on mandatory voter ID?

Americans being against voter ID has to be the most retarded thing ever.
Quasis hometurf has 1,5 billion people and they use voter id.

 

[stealthygeek]

Not to get political but doesn't that kind of clash with his stance on mandatory voter ID?

He seems pretty convinced that you need heightened security when there's a large gathering of muslims. His candid racism is troubling while his physical appearance is unsettling (it's mostly the fat. This guy is HUGE).

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Pat: So I was ripping tickets the other night...

stlaker: You got a job ripping tickets?

Pat: WRONG! WRONG AS ALWAYS! EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER SAID ABOUT ME IS WRONG! ALSO YOU'RE STUPID!

Another flawless victory for Rick. Hard to keep track of all the wins.