Did Rick get a job as a bouncer??

[potatopeeler63]

 

[potatopeeler63]

 

[guest]

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[AwfulManTitTankTop]

He's employed!

I'm happy for you, Patrick. Song of the thread is "Yeah" by Usher, featuring Lil Jon and Ludacris. Because you're an usher, but that's a good thing! Yeah! Yeah!

WATCH OUT MY LAWSUITS RIDICULOUS
IN MY MARVEL SHIRT WIT MY HUGE TITS AND GUT
AND BANG, I BLOW MONEY I GOT TRIVIAL SUMS
DEY LIKE "HOW THE FUCK HE GET DAT HE A UNEMPLOYED BUM!?"
AND I AINT NEVER LIE CHILD I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH
SO ILL SATISFY THAT KRINSKY STATUTE
SO GIMME THEM NIGLET CHILDREN AND ILL GRIND EM UP SLOW
SEE I GRAB EM BY THE NECK AND START WITH THE TOES
I LEFT MY TRIUMPH AND I HOPPED IN THE STANG
SEE IM MARRIED BUT RICK STAY BURIED IN STRANGE
OW! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? LEGAL FEES ARE AT OVER 100 THOUUUSSSSAANND!
I LIKE TO DRINK BUT I LOVE TO EAT
IM OBESE WATCHIN NIKI FUCK TYRESE
SEE I LOVE MEATLOAF I LOVE CHEESE AND BREAD
YOU KNOW I PASS OUT ON DA COUCH CUZ I CANT SLEEP IN THE BED!

-Losercris

 

[guest]

Flat out ask him what his role was in checking Id's and vax cards.

Of course he never left his couch tonight and this is all bullshit, but for shits and giggles.

 

[potatopeeler63]

what a boring prick. He’s probably half drunk half asleep on his piss couch

 

[Clint Ruin]

Of course he never left his couch tonight

He's either in, or getting back from Costa Rica. I'll bet he had to pay for two seats.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This festival kicked off two days ago at the Oriental Theater where Pig pretended he saw the new Bond movie but never mentioned anything about it and was tweeting before it could have even finished.

Nice cover story for your minimum wage job, stupid.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Look at Pat. Struttin' around on the cavalry ground just as hot as a lovestruck filly

 

[potatopeeler63]

 

[Mitch Weaver]

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Mah nigga went 0-60 on his pasty fat ass

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

@potatopeeler63 killing it on the phones today

 

[guest]

Can you ask him if he ever told Niki that the huffpost article was a troll?

 

[Cuphead]

Here's what actually happened. Rick got a small gig being the usher just checking tickets for an event. Of course, he starts having tough guy Rick fantasies where he has to screen everyone to make sure no one is an unvaxxed nazi atalker. Of course he finds one, but then of course they have to back down and Rick has to show how much of a good guy he is by buying the girl a drink.

In other words, 90% of this is bullshit and Rick is fat.

 

[Stent]

Hey, Fatty. Drive under the speed limit. It's not hard.

 

[FurBurger]

It's not hard.

I bet it was, Pat; the first half-inch railspike you've had in years.

I hope you showed Nikki.

 

[fricklefrackle]

"to reward her good behavior" ???

Spoken like a true autist.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He’s intolerable.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I'm going to reel you all in, Brothermen. This new job checking IDs and walking around with an orange cone light at a local theater is not to be belittled, but celebrated.

it's exciting! How about the pests congratulate him on his new job as an usher? Maybe ask to see his name tag?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The only thing he’s bouncing is his jiggle tits when he walks.