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Did Keanu Reeves Lose A Bet Or Is He Closet Case Like Hugh Jackman?

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It's possible that at 58, he's ran through as much pussy as he could ever have dreamed of and has found someone who he genuinely likes and enjoys being around.

I'm all for seeing Hollywood as a Jewish run pedo/commie conspiracy operation and all that but this case could be a rare exception. Or maybe she just let's him fuck whoever he wants, I don't know.
Totally plausible. I know many guys married to absolute wildebeests, who I wouldn't fuck with a hot dog tied to a yardstick, but they seem happy and normal enough, so who am I to say? It's easy to say "why isn't he plowing some 26 year old Instagram whore into oblivion?" but maybe he's just into something else. And while he's a weirdo and all, he seems like a pretty decent enough guy.
 

Jack_Horner

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Reminds me of the dude who's on the TV show "The Profit." His entire schtick is handing out business advice, and he owns a bunch of "manly" businesses such as Camping World. I'm guessing that he found himself a beard to keep up appearances, but she looks old enough to be his mom.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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lol I have the same fucking problem

Basically as I got older the hairs in my eyebrows just fell out

So it looks like I carefully tweezed half of my eyebrows

In the pic of Keaanu, it definitely looks like he's wearing fake eyebrows on top of his real ones, and they *are* falling off.
My dad's eyebrows completely fell out when he got older too. Mine seem to keep getting longer. I actually have to trim my eyebrows now and I never did. Not all of them, either, I just have a few rogue hairs that will grow crazy long if I don't cut them.
 

EraGodless

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lol I have the same fucking problem

Basically as I got older the hairs in my eyebrows just fell out

So it looks like I carefully tweezed half of my eyebrows

In the pic of Keaanu, it definitely looks like he's wearing fake eyebrows on top of his real ones, and they *are* falling off.
 
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