Did Keanu Reeves Lose A Bet Or Is He Closet Case Like Hugh Jackman?

[guest]

^^ for that kind of masculine freedom you need to be a warlord in Africa or something...Actors are slaves, their bondage is obscurity. You will get me tood before your turd-cutter cuts the last log.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

^^ for that kind of masculine freedom you need to be a warlord in Africa or something...Actors are slaves, their bondage is obscurity.

Africa is okay cuz Black girls have great bodies but the chance of them bedding a F/N is significantly higher. Making them ineligible for my program.

 

[guest]

The only good thing about knowing I won’t live long is never having to fuck old bitches. If I had this niggas money I would have several 22 year olds living with me for 6 months at a time. They would be paid well and get a leaving bonus granted they brought on another 22 year old to replace herself.

I would not treat them nice. Id occasionally slap them scream and throw stuff at them when I was frustrated. I’d pee on them. Spit in their faces. Tell them to fuck the company that I have over. When one of them cooked I would take a shit on it if it looked really good to keep their confidence low.

All of them would be on brith control and take daily cream pies. Make them fart in each other’s faces. Scream the N Word. None of them will be eligible if they slept with a black man no matter how hot. I’m just rambling now you get the point.

Who says romance is dead

 

[Harry Powell]

I don’t think he’s ever really been a pussyhound.

 

[Harry Powell]

The only good thing about knowing I won’t live long is never having to fuck old bitches. If I had this niggas money I would have several 22 year olds living with me for 6 months at a time. They would be paid well and get a leaving bonus granted they brought on another 22 year old to replace herself.

I would not treat them nice. Id occasionally slap them scream and throw stuff at them when I was frustrated. I’d pee on them. Spit in their faces. Tell them to fuck the company that I have over. When one of them cooked I would take a shit on it if it looked really good to keep their confidence low.

All of them would be on brith control and take daily cream pies. Make them fart in each other’s faces. Scream the N Word. None of them will be eligible if they slept with a black man no matter how hot. I’m just rambling now you get the point.

More or less what Charlie Sheen had going for about 5 or 6 years

 

[guest]

It's possible that at 58, he's ran through as much pussy as he could ever have dreamed of and has found someone who he genuinely likes and enjoys being around.

I'm all for seeing Hollywood as a Jewish run pedo/commie conspiracy operation and all that but this case could be a rare exception. Or maybe she just let's him fuck whoever he wants, I don't know.

Can you honestly picture Keanu Reeves "running through pussy?" Not saying he's gay (and don't give a shit really), but there aren't many famous actors who give off pussy hound energy.

 

[EraGodless]

Can you honestly picture Keanu Reeves "running through pussy?" Not saying he's gay (and don't give a shit really), but there aren't many famous actors who give off pussy hound energy.

Au contraire

 

[guest]

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Au contraire

Who's the lucky lady going to be once this confirmed bachelor decides to finally settle down?!

 

[Brenton Torrent]

Can you honestly picture Keanu Reeves "running through pussy?" Not saying he's gay (and don't give a shit really), but there aren't many famous actors who give off pussy hound energy.

Yeah, maybe but I think most guys, given the opportunity, would bang as many girls as they could in his position. Money, fame and good looks has given him access to endless top line pussy for decades.

 

[guest]

Yeah, maybe but I think most guys, given the opportunity, would bang as many girls as they could in his position. Money, fame and good looks has given him access to endless top line pussy for decades.

You're thinking like a regular guy though.

 

[Harry Powell]

Yeah, maybe but I think most guys, given the opportunity, would bang as many girls as they could in his position. Money, fame and good looks has given him access to endless top line pussy for decades.

I dunno man. At that level you could run through extremely attractive women but every single one of them is a liability. Are they going to set you up? Sue you? Try to get your money? Stalk you? Etc

 

[Brenton Torrent]

You're thinking like a regular guy though.

Ah, what d'you want from me? I'm just a regular guy. If you don't ask, you don't get, that's what I always say. Maybe Keanu should try working for a living. All I need is a container of coffee and I'm good to go.

 

[Brenton Torrent]

I dunno man. At that level you could run through extremely attractive women but every single one of them is a liability. Are they going to set you up? Sue you? Try to get your money? Stalk you? Etc

Maybe even kiss you?

Fair point, though. Especially with the me too tomfoolery these days. I'd be paranoid of getting Weinsteined.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

The only good thing about knowing I won’t live long is never having to fuck old bitches. If I had this niggas money I would have several 22 year olds living with me for 6 months at a time. They would be paid well and get a leaving bonus granted they brought on another 22 year old to replace herself.

I would not treat them nice. Id occasionally slap them scream and throw stuff at them when I was frustrated. I’d pee on them. Spit in their faces. Tell them to fuck the company that I have over. When one of them cooked I would take a shit on it if it looked really good to keep their confidence low.

All of them would be on brith control and take daily cream pies. Make them fart in each other’s faces. Scream the N Word. None of them will be eligible if they slept with a black man no matter how hot. I’m just rambling now you get the point.

It is like you read my mind.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

She doesn't look that bad to me. Maybe she's cool as fuck.

 

[PickleRickle]

She doesn't look that bad to me. Maybe she's cool as fuck.

Mewler's gone, bro. She aint comin' back to the danamo.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

It is like you read my mind.

We can trade girls that we need to kill.

For example, Tracey has been giving me guff. Anna’s been giving you some trouble. I send Tracey to you, you send Anna to me. We enjoy them for a little while. But we must never get attached. For we know what they are. WE reconize their lack of respect and inability to do their duty. So we must do ours..

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The only good thing about knowing I won’t live long is never having to fuck old bitches. If I had this niggas money I would have several 22 year olds living with me for 6 months at a time. They would be paid well and get a leaving bonus granted they brought on another 22 year old to replace herself.

I would not treat them nice. Id occasionally slap them scream and throw stuff at them when I was frustrated. I’d pee on them. Spit in their faces. Tell them to fuck the company that I have over. When one of them cooked I would take a shit on it if it looked really good to keep their confidence low.

All of them would be on brith control and take daily cream pies. Make them fart in each other’s faces. Scream the N Word. None of them will be eligible if they slept with a black man no matter how hot. I’m just rambling now you get the point.

Sounds like a really weird kike impulse.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Sounds like a really weird kike impulse.

You’ve got a good nose for Judaism. My father was a Russian Jew.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

You’ve got a good nose for Judaism. My father was a Russian Jew.

the first step is detecting it the second is to Shoah it from your personality.