Did Keanu Reeves Lose A Bet Or Is He Closet Case Like Hugh Jackman?

[EraGodless]

Shockingly, Reeves is 9 years older than this chick. He is 58 and she is 49. Ouch.

 

[Andre The Giant]

Her pussy must know kung fu.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is his fucking eyebrow peeling off?

 

[EraGodless]

Is his fucking eyebrow peeling off?

I think it's just the angle of the photograph. They can't all be winners.

 

[PickleRickle]

I swear I dont actually have short-eyes vibes.

 

[Andre The Giant]

I think it's just the angle of the photograph. They can't all be winners.

 

[DMAN]

Probably a direct way of leaning into being Mr. Reddit by being an old man who fucks old brawds. They hate when old men indulge in women of a fuckable age. They don't want to believe they were so wrong about a person.

 

[EraGodless]

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[Lamont & Tonelli]

Would, but I'm not Keanu Reeves. I guess Keanu would too, so we have that in common.

 

[EraGodless]

Would, but I'm not Keanu Reeves. I guess Keanu would too, so we have that in common.

She is a handsome woman

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

He's gay and was groomed hard with River Phoenix in the 80's.

 

[guest]

I remember hearing a rumour in the 90s that he'd "married" David Geffen in some symbolic ceremony in front of Hollywood's pink mafia. He doesn't come off as gay though. He doesn't come off as anything.

 

[PickleRickle]

I remember hearing a rumour in the 90s that he'd "married" David Geffen in some symbolic ceremony in front of Hollywood's pink mafia. He doesn't come off as gay though. He doesn't come off as anything.

Whoa.

 

[Dennyislife]

It's cruel that women age so badly. There's the odd Liz Hurley but those are incredibly rare. I am not sure monogamy works in a digital age tbh. I get it when people died at 60 regularly and not even basic photography was invented but now?

 

[AntSucks]

It's cruel that women age so badly. There's the odd Liz Hurley but those are incredibly rare. I am not sure monogamy works in a digital age tbh. I get it when people died at 60 regularly and not even basic photography was invented but now?

Her main issue here is the grey thinning hair. If she did something about that she'd match him more or less. He doesn't look that young anymore.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I think she is his handler.

 

[Brenton Torrent]

It's possible that at 58, he's ran through as much pussy as he could ever have dreamed of and has found someone who he genuinely likes and enjoys being around.

I'm all for seeing Hollywood as a Jewish run pedo/commie conspiracy operation and all that but this case could be a rare exception. Or maybe she just let's him fuck whoever he wants, I don't know.

 

[johnnynoname]

not be "edge" however literally all male actors are gay until proven straight

 

[johnnynoname]

i still think Chuck Connors is a fruit

 

[CumiaPoodle]

The only good thing about knowing I won’t live long is never having to fuck old bitches. If I had this niggas money I would have several 22 year olds living with me for 6 months at a time. They would be paid well and get a leaving bonus granted they brought on another 22 year old to replace herself.

I would not treat them nice. Id occasionally slap them scream and throw stuff at them when I was frustrated. I’d pee on them. Spit in their faces. Tell them to fuck the company that I have over. When one of them cooked I would take a shit on it if it looked really good to keep their confidence low.

All of them would be on brith control and take daily cream pies. Make them fart in each other’s faces. Scream the N Word. None of them will be eligible if they slept with a black man no matter how hot. I’m just rambling now you get the point.