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Did Hefty Science Fiction Author Patrick S. Tomlinson Plagiarize His Upcoming Book?

Slackjawed Cow

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To quote a very rotund Milwaukee resident, "kudos and attaboys" to this budding new author, Mr. Forrems. I haven't read anything this poignant and well-written since Feed Nana: Story of a Moor by Rakeel Smith and R. Dopi N'agonee. Let this be a lesson to any other aspiring authors out there: if you have an idea for a story, keep it under your fat, I mean hat, instead of letting the world know about your "progress" from a rickety, fart-stained bar stool.
 

AliceWorquer

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Can you guys post the full PDF on the site?
Gotta get those numbahs up.

Forrems' debut is already setting the literature world on fire. 11000th in the rankings is quite an achievement for an upstart. 260th in classics is amazing for a first time author.

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I wonder how this compares to the sales rankings of famous professional authors. lets pick a random fat one from milwaukee.

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Oopsie doodles. Looks like the pros could learn a thing or two from this wunderkind. Based on these numbers, Owen is 23x more valid as an author than the average washed up wisconsin pig.

I laughed so fucking hard when Officer Cumia showed up. The whole thing was infinitely more readable than anything Pat has written.

@covidcumia get on the case and hire some pajeets to turn your Patrick texts into a book.
 

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I'm only about a quarter of the way through but I've been fawwkin howling every page. The writing is (still) hilarious and well worth the price of admission. Don't be a skinflint: shell out the buck. You won't regret it.
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It's important to support young creatives like Owen. Hopefully he'll earn enough to write Herd Immunity, In The Red, Holograms and his screenplay about Project Azorian.
 
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Great job, Mr. Forrems! I bought it last night, read a dozen pages, and laughed out loud at least a dozen times. I don't know what's funnier: All the inside jokes for the brothermen or the fact that it actually flows better than any of the drivel that professional author, Patrick S. Tomlinson, has ever written. Every time I try to read Pat's stuff, I come across a sentence, sooner rather than later, that jars my brain and makes me quit reading. I have no patience for 1.78 prose.
 
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