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I'm in impeccable shape, stupid.
Keep those fat white tits in the Literary section from now on, you've been restricted.
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I'm in impeccable shape, stupid.
I'll shit up whatever thread I damn well please, you can reply and carcrash me till your dick falls off.
Seethe.
Pete Davidson , Jon Stewart,Godfrey,Keith Robinson, Noam DwormanList of people whoβve motherfucked Cumia to obscurity:
-Ron Bennington, Opie, Jim Norton, Club Soda Kenny, Keith the Cop, all his ex girlfriends, Amy Schumer, Joe DeRosa, Bill Burr, Malcolm Laverne, Daniel Craig, Danny Ross, his own father, the βgib me fiddy cendβ kid, Dave Landau, Red Bar, the list goes on.
Burr is the only one who has it together enough to herd these catty faggots. Jim is busy sucking trans cock. Rich is a literal crackhead. Bobby is fat and stupid. Nick is cumia lite and CQ learned his lesson trying to run tough crowd.I dunno how you guys feel, but I think Burr is a self-important faggot now who thinks he somehow speaks for the Patrice Estate. Whenever he talks about him he gets all misty-eyed. Like dude, Colin and Norton and Vos and Bobby and a bunch of other guys were just as close with him, but Burr is the only one who's gotten territorial over the guy's legacy. What gives him the right to throw out Ant? Cause he married a black woman?
He's being a catty bitch, which Patrice would absolutely bash him for.
If I had to pick someone to manage Patrice's legacy, it would be Colin because Patrice saw him as a mentor. If you asked Colin "should Ant attend this event?" you know Colin would be too exasperated to even answer, which I think is the correct response. This shit is gay.
It's funny to see Ant ruin his own career, so I'm not upset he got kicked out. I just think Burr's a faggot for caring enough to actually do something. It's only funny to us because we hate Ant - Patrice would not find it funny. He'd think it was a very gay way to honor his legacy.
And you know this because you used to talk with Patrice on the phone for hours?If I had to pick someone to manage Patrice's legacy, it would be Colin because Patrice saw him as a mentor. If you asked Colin "should Ant attend this event?" you know Colin would be too exasperated to even answer, which I think is the correct response. This shit is gay.
It's funny to see Ant ruin his own career, so I'm not upset he got kicked out. I just think Burr's a faggot for caring enough to actually do something. It's only funny to us because we hate Ant - Patrice would not find it funny. He'd think it was a very gay way to honor his legacy.
Which is ironic. Considering by the standards of "based" 1950s America, Nana would be behind bars for decades. It is this woke world where women beaters like Anthony Cumia are roaming free.Frankly between le Reddit and now the 4chan thread (and that one faggot in here), I love that the only real cope is "Well, people are just afraid to be associated with him in an overly woke world!" Like there's no legitimate reason to not stay chummy with a histrionic, wetbrained faggot with a proven track record of going after you as viciously and as personally as possible over the slightest perceived provocation. No, it's (((the woke))) that did him in.
Its like he looked at the only nig sitting there expecting him to be like βNah guys you got it all wrong Ants not racist itβs humor.β"Keith Robinson sitting there, didn't say a thing"
what was he supposed to say, Ant? "Go home, you're embarrassing yourself."?
No. I think the way Nana was humiliated in public and shunned is way funnier.Because I listened to the show.
The only time Patrice ever got really emotionally invested in an argument was with (checks notes) Burr. Who's a sensitive faggot.
Patrice got along with everyone for the most part. You're telling me he'd turn a drunken Ant away at the door from his own event? If anything, he'd bring him in just to bash him for being a pedo in front of everyone. That would've been a funny way to handle it.
I just think Burr's a faggot for caring enough to actually do something. It's only funny to us because we hate Ant - Patrice would not find it funny. He'd think it was a very gay way to honor his legacy.
I get your point of considering the history and legacy of Nana and Patrice. But that's another issue.Because I listened to the show.
The only time Patrice ever got really emotionally invested in an argument was with (checks notes) Burr. Who's a sensitive faggot.
Patrice got along with everyone for the most part. You're telling me he'd turn a drunken Ant away at the door from his own event? If anything, he'd bring him in just to bash him for being a pedo in front of everyone. That would've been a funny way to handle it.
Everyone here keeps basing Patrices thoughts off of what we heard of him from 2007-2012. Itβs been 10 years since then. Patrice wouldβve had different thoughts and opinions since then. Even if Patrice were to never change from who he was back then, heβd still be fucking disgusted by what Anthony has become because he is a non holds barred racist who doesnβt even think theres one βgood oneβ. No matter how βhonestβ Patrice was about race, why the fuck would he hang out with a guy who thinks no matter how funny he is that he is a genetically inferior dumb gorilla? Patrice always talked about how much he valued funny and if Ron Bennington gave Ant the talk on losing himself I can only imagine the pure disgust Patrice would feel.Patrice got along with everyone for the most part. You're telling me he'd turn a drunken Ant away at the door from his own event? If anything, he'd bring him in just to bash him for being a pedo in front of everyone. That would've been a funny way to handle it.
"Alright Georgia, It is time to go."Holy shit. You weren't there, stupid.
You didn't hear why he got kicked out, and it WAS Burr's event. He can kick Patrice's mother out if he wants.
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