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Pardon the language but The DMAN is fed up. Just recently lost the remote to a lovely Vizio brand Smart TV. The problem is that TV is not so "smart" when the remote is not in the equation. The television has 1 single button on it. Power. No volume buttons, no Menu buttons, no channel buttons, No directional buttons to select in the Menu. There is no Menu button. There can be only one. POWER... How fucking stupid is this?
The DMAN is not proud to tell you how upset he was when they stopped including the microphone jack on laptops. And then they came for the headphone jacks on laptops, and I said nothing. And then they came for the headphone jacks on smart phones. Do You Remembah when the first bluetooth came out? They looked like zombie retards walking around babbling to themselves.
"Bluetooth" is Green Shit. I hate the fact that I can't pair multiple audio devices all at once. You have to keep Un-Pairing and Re-Pairing (repairing apple & samsung's mistakes) Constantly unpair the computer and phone back and forth. It would be faster to plug in an aux cable. THIS is the convenience of the future? It just conveniently radiates your body cooking it with piping hot cancer beams.
Got a Roku stick. Yes, it's 10 years old. Why does that mean every App is suddenly incompatible with a device that was JUST working? Nothing has changed. Other than 4K options, which are unnecessary. Same thing happened with Spotify when The DMAN attempted to repurpose an old iPhone as his personal Spotify machine. It won't download the Spotify app. There are still VCRs that work. And a phone from 2013 is basically an obsolete, eletronic brick, taking up space.
Streaming is a garbage way to watch a movie. The quality will rise and dip randomly and drop frames. The DMAN abandoned Roku and got a Chromecast. The menu runs faster, popped on The Godfather on a streaming app. It looked like shit. Grainy, terrible low light editing, blurry image. The audio quality sounded Mono and obviously mixed from the 1970s.
Switched it out with a DVD player with a physical copy of The Godfather, the picture quality was excellent, deep noir black scenes, was actually interested in it even more just visually. Sharper image, smoother movement. ON A DVD. It's unbelievable people abandoned owning movies in favor of paying a premium monthly fee for a VIRTUAL list of select things that can be taken off at any moment depending on contractual obligations.
SIRI IS FUCKING USELESS. It can't answer basic shit. It can't change the volume when playing music, in fact talking to SIRI stops my music and can't restart it. The volume goes down and never comes back up. The DMAN is going to hang up and listen to your answer.
The DMAN is not proud to tell you how upset he was when they stopped including the microphone jack on laptops. And then they came for the headphone jacks on laptops, and I said nothing. And then they came for the headphone jacks on smart phones. Do You Remembah when the first bluetooth came out? They looked like zombie retards walking around babbling to themselves.
"Bluetooth" is Green Shit. I hate the fact that I can't pair multiple audio devices all at once. You have to keep Un-Pairing and Re-Pairing (repairing apple & samsung's mistakes) Constantly unpair the computer and phone back and forth. It would be faster to plug in an aux cable. THIS is the convenience of the future? It just conveniently radiates your body cooking it with piping hot cancer beams.
Got a Roku stick. Yes, it's 10 years old. Why does that mean every App is suddenly incompatible with a device that was JUST working? Nothing has changed. Other than 4K options, which are unnecessary. Same thing happened with Spotify when The DMAN attempted to repurpose an old iPhone as his personal Spotify machine. It won't download the Spotify app. There are still VCRs that work. And a phone from 2013 is basically an obsolete, eletronic brick, taking up space.
Streaming is a garbage way to watch a movie. The quality will rise and dip randomly and drop frames. The DMAN abandoned Roku and got a Chromecast. The menu runs faster, popped on The Godfather on a streaming app. It looked like shit. Grainy, terrible low light editing, blurry image. The audio quality sounded Mono and obviously mixed from the 1970s.
Switched it out with a DVD player with a physical copy of The Godfather, the picture quality was excellent, deep noir black scenes, was actually interested in it even more just visually. Sharper image, smoother movement. ON A DVD. It's unbelievable people abandoned owning movies in favor of paying a premium monthly fee for a VIRTUAL list of select things that can be taken off at any moment depending on contractual obligations.
SIRI IS FUCKING USELESS. It can't answer basic shit. It can't change the volume when playing music, in fact talking to SIRI stops my music and can't restart it. The volume goes down and never comes back up. The DMAN is going to hang up and listen to your answer.
) defaulted to 'on' so a movie looks like it was filmed on an iPhone.
