Dani Brand aka Dani Golightly Appreciation Thread!

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

She lucked the fuck out that she doesn't have fat arms.

I seriously think that possibly the best predictor of "will a girl with big tits get fat as fuck" is "how big are her upper arms?"

I know basically nothing about biology, but if I had to guess:

• Estrogen is probably the main thing that determines how fat is deposited in a woman's body
• Young women naturally have high estrogen; it peaks around 35: https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/...83-4A41M1KXNSG298VSCGEO/oestrogen+levels.jpeg
• The reason that dudes like Crazy Girls is because "crazy" and "high estrogen" are linked. A damsel in distress who's off the rails and has big tits and a big ass is something that appeals to dudes and always will. "High estrogen" and "crazy" are also a sign that a woman is ovulating.

This is very VERY good news for Dani Brand. She's 35 years old; if she looks like this now, chances are good she won't look like a dumpster fire at 45 or 55.

For comparison's sake, Amanda Bynes from Nickelodeon is 38. Her estrogen likely peaked about three years ago. Even if we ignore the obvious damage from drugs and plastic surgery and drinking: she still ain't got no waist. Her hips are barely there. Her boobs are embarassingly saggy for their size and her age. She doesn't have Oprah-Level-Hamhocks, but they're pretty bad.

Genetically, Brand just got dealt a better hand than Bynes did. Even at 25, she didn't have a waist:

Absolutely based chubster analyst.

I will say I think Dani probably sags without a bra at this point, and her legs are getting a bit of cellulite, so I do think she should back down by 10 pounds. I’d still proudly have unprotected sex with her and would kiss her butthole and puffy lips, but she’s playing with fire.

 

[Jack_Horner]

jesus christ what the fuck

Nickelodeon studios turned out to be overrun with pedos, who saw that coming?

 

[Agent Smith]

jesus christ what the fuck

child rape and antidepressants

 

[MonsterSteve]

Her tits deserve to be cummed on.

 

[BUBBLER]

She lucked the fuck out that she doesn't have fat arms.

I seriously think that possibly the best predictor of "will a girl with big tits get fat as fuck" is "how big are her upper arms?"

I know basically nothing about biology, but if I had to guess:

• Estrogen is probably the main thing that determines how fat is deposited in a woman's body
• Young women naturally have high estrogen; it peaks around 35: https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/...83-4A41M1KXNSG298VSCGEO/oestrogen+levels.jpeg
• The reason that dudes like Crazy Girls is because "crazy" and "high estrogen" are linked. A damsel in distress who's off the rails and has big tits and a big ass is something that appeals to dudes and always will. "High estrogen" and "crazy" are also a sign that a woman is ovulating.

This is very VERY good news for Dani Brand. She's 35 years old; if she looks like this now, chances are good she won't look like a dumpster fire at 45 or 55.

For comparison's sake, Amanda Bynes from Nickelodeon is 38. Her estrogen likely peaked about three years ago. Even if we ignore the obvious damage from drugs and plastic surgery and drinking: she still ain't got no waist. Her hips are barely there. Her boobs are embarassingly saggy for their size and her age. She doesn't have Oprah-Level-Hamhocks, but they're pretty bad.

Genetically, Brand just got dealt a better hand than Bynes did. Even at 25, she didn't have a waist:

Imagina having a Fupa and no ass